Janitos

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“Food gives you energy”

me after eating:

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

She made us drinks
To drink
We drunk em
Got drunk

[🂱 @laylology]

i'm not "yapping" this is a soliloquy bitch

[☔ @Whotfismick]

so what do you like to do for fun?

me :

[☔ @Whotfismick]

we should just cancel April Fools this year. ain’t no prank topping reality

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

this is what you see as you’re welcomed through the gates of heaven

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

why would i need a vacation when i have this

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

Me next to the toilet after vomiting from margarita

[♡ bri ♡ @blazinwithbri]

hermit mode approaching

[Sierra @LustSierra]

The Phone….. The Phone Is Ringing🥹

[laina loo *:･ﾟ✧* @dreamergirl2727]

i need to stare at a body of water about this

[Niccoya @niccoyat]

I hate when people introduce me and say, “she’s funny asf” because now I gotta start cracking jokes all day when inside I’m deeply depressed. Like ain’t nothing funny rn, I got big problems.

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Me: I love learning new things

Me when it’s time to learn new things I’m not instantly good at:

[braylonnn @braylon125]

stomach noises be so fucking embarrassing quiet ass room but ur stomach wanna go OOOUUUWWWOOORRRRRR

[clare @moethelawn76]

u ever got inside jokes with yourself or is that schizophrenia

[ria ?! @v3nomousse]

i hate when post yap clarity hits and i realize i overshared