Ashbobash

peak performative rage bait

she/they/he

[Ashbobash @JanananasT]

What I thought joining Twitter would be like: Hi, Twitch friends!

What joining Twitter is actually like:

#CriticalRole #dnd

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This is going to upset some folks

[Callisto Roll @callistoroll]

Japan is so beautiful, so unique. There’s nowhere else like this on earth. Feels like I’m in Blade Runner.

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@Rubensmaile Umm. I can't see those. The upload must have messed up. Ugh Twitter.

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@Rubensmaile No, that's disgusting.

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@Rubensmaile @PhilosophyTube Vial

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@NYPDnews Rip bozo

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@the_transit_guy I bought so much subway mango while I was in NYC last time. Are you joking.

It went well with the joint I smoked at the MoMA

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@hecubian_devil Okay but when I script, it's neurodivergent. When THEY script and I don't I'm a neurodivergent asshole.

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@boyanguish My condolences.

Ginger body hair sucks if you actually want body hair though.

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@boyanguish Deliver me a fucking casserole 😡

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@lilyproJP Dimelond

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@LymanTweets @nytimes @motokorich I've got such fond memories of Yakuin!

No joke my favorite love hotel is down there

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They're acting :)

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@lyxanna @dr_chairbreaker I keep coming back to read this. Thank you. ❤️❤️

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@brownandbella I started in the 5th grade. My friend's sister started when she was 18. Everyone is different! But 12 is the average, and has been that for as long as I remember.

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@ChiG107 I was just thinking about the groups of Chinese tourists I'd see with those bags FULL of "personal use" Costco amounts of noodles. God bless every one of them.

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@pigdragons @viperwave Posted: room for rent available in the queer share house! D/t Northampton MA. $1200.

We're a community of diverse burden-sharers. Looking for respectful, quiet applicants who understand what makes a community thrive. No bigots. Cats allowed. AFAB APPLICANTS ONLY!

[𝙽𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝙸𝚜 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙸𝚝 @NashIsHere4It]

There’s nothing more American than forcing girls to give birth, then reducing government assistance, all while publicly shaming them for feeding their babies decent meals.

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@on_bicycle @dr_chairbreaker They truly believe they're allowed to do these things to family.

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@imthatfagulike @famouslytaylor They understand me at least.

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@imthatfagulike @famouslytaylor No, it literally makes sense.

I'm an asshole