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i like my food like I like myself - salty

[JAN @JanaSelig]

I wonder how many miles I've scrolled with my thumb

[JAN @JanaSelig]

Trying to be nice to my body/face lately. Just apologized to my right eyebrow for calling it the ugly sister

[JAN @JanaSelig]

@sinvior_s Love it 🔥🔥 nice shading and detailing on the neck!!

[JAN @JanaSelig]

Name something more irritating than your headphone wire getting caught on something and violently ripping you out of your perfect pastel colored and Lover filled world

[JAN @JanaSelig]

No one ever tells you that one of the main perks about living on your own is not having to close the bathroom door like ever

[JAN @JanaSelig]

Sounds more like a kinky fetish than a religious belief. In which case, you do you sister

[At least 4 bloops 🗡️ @ThyphenClark]

I absolutely will judge a person for how they treat wait-staff and bartenders.

[JAN @JanaSelig]

Was just stopped by a salesman on the street who after learning how old i was said “you look so young, tell me what’s your secret, a lot of water or a lot of sex.” I didn’t have the heart to tell him that the secret must be something else bc god know im getting neither

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Pisces: My exes taught me so much it's so beautiful & healing to let them go
Also Pisces: I'D SLEEP WITH ALL OF THEM AGAIN AFTER A GLASS OF WHITE WINE

[JAN @JanaSelig]

Truly trying to take the good with the bad these days. For example, living with a half Italian dude means listening to him have loud sex, while also getting to eat the delicious leftover pasta that he always cooks for his hot dates

[JAN @JanaSelig]

Tried to snag peanut butter from my roommate. Ate a spoonful. It tasted like playdoh and glued my mouth shut. Looked at the expiration date: May 2016. Lesson fugging learned.

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My new roommate’s gf is LOUD if you know what I mean. It’s their one month anniversary today and they’re not the only ones getting ready for tonight

[JAN @JanaSelig]

Got a snap from a boy with whom I’ve been doing the he loves me he loves me not dance for years now. Today I looked at my phone and said “I don’t have time for you buddy” and continued on with my busy life as I opened Netflix.

[JAN @JanaSelig]

I thought the 2016 election was a joke too. WE WERE BOTH WRONG CLEMSOM WERENT WE

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Went to a New Years Eve party in Berlin and this girl was wasting no time swiping while dancing #swipedright

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

This tweet is for Dr. Ford. You put yourself through so much and I want you to know it wasn’t in vain. You started a movement and we’ll see it through. If they won’t listen to our voices, then they’ll listen to our vote.

[JAN @JanaSelig]

Both tinder guys that I’m currently texting have androids... brb getting ready to pay for dinner myself 🙄

[JAN @JanaSelig]

Very effective bumble pick up line: “Guess What!” I’ve never been more intrigued

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Nothing teaches you vulnerability like accidentally slapping your therapist’s ass while dancing to Low by Flo Rida at a local bar

[JAN @JanaSelig]

@chrischain11 @robnotbob97 Valid