Jane Bell

twitter laggard, comedian, writer, based in Naarm/Melbourne. Living my life with the anxiety levels of somebody hunted for sport

[Jane Bell @janebellMP]

@TheRestHistory @holland_tom @dcsandbrook #rihlive what are your thoughts on the recent research by Philippa Langley on the survival of the two princes in the tower?

[Jane Bell @janebellMP]

@TheRestHistory @holland_tom @dcsandbrook #rihlive You’ve done historical love island. Who would you want to see on a season of “historical Survivor”? Who would win? #outwitoutplayoutlast

[Jane Bell @janebellMP]

when people say invisible labour in relationships I think this is what they mean (5 ticketek queues)

[Jane Bell @janebellMP]

#taylorswiftpresale ignore the media saying it's sold out, there's still tickets left for melbs. After 3+ hours in the queue, ticket secured at 4:50pm! Don't give up yet

[Jane Bell @janebellMP]

I've used PCs exclusively for the last 5 years and this is the first time I've opened the built in 'Edge' browser. Welcome to the game little buddy #ErasTourtickets

[Jane Bell @janebellMP]

I won't get Taylor swift tickets. No one will. Taylor swift isn't real and anyone you see at her tour (including Taylor herself) are paid shills and holograms. Prove me wrong ticketek #erastouraustralia

[Jane Bell @janebellMP]

@tessa_sticks I'm doing Barbie then opp then Barbie again to work this out. But i think canonically it'll be opp to Barbie based on the timeline of WW2 into Barbie's creation year solidified in the 50s (source: AD's Barbie dreamhouse video)

[Jane Bell @janebellMP]

@JimCameron @WHOI James Cameron can you go down and rescue these billionaires trapped in the Titanic? Perhaps it could be cool sequel material

[Jane Bell @janebellMP]

Barbioppenheimer, the two part hit movie of the century

[Adam Van Winden @adamvanwinden]

Barbie + Oppenheimer
Barboppenheimer
Boppenheimer
Barbinheimer

This idea courtesy of @janebellMP

[Jane Bell @janebellMP]

@Alasdairtb I hate lazy van gogh for never doing the whole sky. My questions have been answered now. Thanks for sharing 🙏

[Jane Bell @janebellMP]

@danilic It's a shame the government is making us punish Australian media creators like Daryl Somers just to survive this cozzie livs crisis. What's next, the private schools?!

[Jane Bell @janebellMP]

this book would either totally cure me or fully be the end of days

[Jane Bell @janebellMP]

@PatrickLenton Keep in mind, as they are essential to your job you may be able to claim the a portion of the costs back on tax. Digital subscriptions can fall into the same category as tools, news & digital expenses for media professionals.

[Jane Bell @janebellMP]

@kermiggy she's the small town girl journey sing about

[Jane Bell @janebellMP]

@PRGuy17 What's a real shame is the state govs stepping in to cover & pay the costs so NGOs can continue their operations. Basically, they'd rather risk children being abused and cover the costs that causes, than put that $ into funding government ops to replace Anglicare, salvos, etc.

[Jane Bell @janebellMP]

@Sootyandco Pretty raunchy tweet @Sootyandco 🥵🥵

[Jane Bell @janebellMP]

@MuppetMulaney 💋🐽

[Jane Bell @janebellMP]

@VinnySpaceball @adamfgoldberg Feel like the Mayhem team could retire on Baby Animal alone

[Jane Bell @janebellMP]

@VinnySpaceball @adamfgoldberg Beauty and the beast, but everyone is Muppets and the beast is a human man. Then when the curse is broken it's just Sweetums baby! @adamfgoldberg please make this happen and also please let me write this

[Jane Bell @janebellMP]

I am being radicalised

[Electric Mayhem @ElectricMayhem]

We had an absotively, posilutely groovtastical time playing a game of "Song Association" with @ELLEmagazine! Check out how well we did: https://t.co/kg9CL8ARa4