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[Paw @Janeckerz]

woke up this mornin, and all that love had gone

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

Europeans dying of heat stroke: “Can we please turn on the AC?”

Their governments: “Best we can do is replace you with migrants and prosecute you for Facebook posts.”

[Dictator @dictxtor_]

the level of inner peace you need to achieve to avoid getting ragebaited by your mother

[$$$ @eldiabblooo]

Dios perdonó a la puta y al ladrón, pero nunca al traidor

[jár @jarodzsz]

watching love island feels like what i imagine being in remedial math class feels like

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

The Polish Winged Hussar armor goes hard

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis

1. Date a 23 year old
2. Quit drinking and become insufferable about it
3. Double down on drinking
4. Train for a marathon nobody asked about
5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate)
6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs)
7. Get divorced
8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism
9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, hyrox, gardening, handstands

[Anime Outsiders @animeoutsiders]

I don't care what he thinks about video games, Roger Ebert had the ultimate redpill on nerd culture as a whole.

This basically describes every fandom on earth, and once you see it, you can never un-see it.

[B-R-K @b_r_khan_]

I keep on revisiting this. You might not realize the depth of what he said. In urdu poetry, there is a concept where poets view God as a lonely being, so lonely that He created free willed humans for company. Loneliness is a Godly trait & whoever enters its realm meets God there

[English Guy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @21Naija]

I’m telling you man, Pattinson is running game on these two lads.

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

My jaw dropped listening to this

“My husband worked for a very large mobile gaming company, and these are the craziest things he ever told me”

He says they estimate the value of each users home by their home WiFi signal. “Let's talk about data tracking — They would estimate the value of your home, and the way they did that was by looking at your WiFi signal, and depending on how strong the signal was, they would know how far you've walked from where the router is in your house, and they could estimate the square footage of your house from that, compare that to your general location data, and guess how much your house is worth and then they would sell you coin packs based on how much money they thought you had”

“They tracked the days of the month that you got your direct deposit, your paycheck, and they would send push notifications locations and targeted ads on those days to get you to buy coins”

I verified all this is not only possibly, but it’s 100% happening

- Mobile apps with permission can access WiFi signal strength
- As you move around with your phone, the app logs how signal strength changes weaker farther from router. This can roughly estimate room sizes, floor plans and overall home footprint especially combined with GPS and location data for the neighborhood

This is not what you sign up for when you download an app

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

Love this insightful bit from Ebert’s review of HEAT

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

The day Cristiano Ronaldo scored a goal so unbelievable that FIFA was inspired to create the Puskás Award.

In 2009, Cristiano Ronaldo produced one of the most iconic goals of his career while playing for Manchester United against FC Porto in the UEFA Champions League. From nearly 40 yards out, he unleashed a thunderous strike that rocketed into the net, giving the goalkeeper no chance. The goal was remarkable not only for its distance but also for its flawless technique, accuracy, and sheer spectacle, cementing its place among football’s greatest long-range efforts.

That same year, the strike became the first-ever winner of the FIFA Puskás Award. Created by FIFA and named after legendary Hungarian forward Ferenc Puskás, the award honors the most spectacular goal scored each season. Ronaldo’s effort perfectly captured the creativity, skill, and beauty the award was designed to celebrate, setting the benchmark for future winners.

[Ronit Pereira @CAronitpereira]

“It says here in the history book that the good guys have won every single time.”

- Norm MacDonald

[ᜰ 🇦🇷🇯🇵 @markklfc]

Zlatan Ibrahimović on the VAR decision that denied Iran a last-minute winner against Egypt:

🗣️ “This is exactly why people are losing faith in VAR. We're told it's here to eliminate clear mistakes, yet somehow it keeps creating even bigger controversies on football's biggest stage. That's simply unacceptable.”

“I've watched the replay again and again, and I still don't understand how anyone can call that offside. If you're going to cancel a goal that could decide a nation's World Cup, you better be 100% certain not guessing behind a screen.”

“Millions of Iranians celebrated what they believed was a historic moment, only for a group of officials to erase it within seconds. You didn't just disallow a goal you stole a nation's dream.”

“The referee and VAR officials should be held accountable for decisions like this. You cannot hide behind technology when the technology is being used incorrectly. That's not justice, that's incompetence.”

“A World Cup is played once every four years. Players sacrifice everything to get here, supporters travel across the world, and then one shocking decision destroys months of hard work. That is unforgivable.”

“If this is the standard of officiating at the biggest tournament in football, then something is seriously broken. Football deserves better, the players deserve better, and above all, the fans deserve far better than this.”

[TM06💿: I 💙 JRPGs @trsrpc]

How I'm about to pull up to the Data Centers like:

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Edward Norton talking to himself at the USA-Türkiye game 😅

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

The best transition of the 2026 World Cup and it’s not even close

[ヤ @MatekoBenzaX]

Do you realize that we are the last generation on Earth that knows what life was like before Al...