Jane Danger

Prefers twats over tweets.

[Jane Danger @JaneDanger333]

Remember: Chachi was the one who burnt down Arnold's.
#RNC2016

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Funny cassette tapes are the “new rage”? You totally don’t know how hard we had it back then…#pencilsandpenswillneverreallybringitbackagain

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25 45

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What if the virus IS IN the toilet paper?!?! #bidetforpresident

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What do all famous people wear beige?

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Kavawaaaah
#boohoo

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@VersaceCroccs @hannahkimberlee #shitkickers

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@realDonaldTrump Like you ever took one.

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@hktparty I disagree

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Why do all the white bros w receding hairlines still get the best seats?
#whiteprivlege #livemusic #sickofit

[Jane Danger @JaneDanger333]

Are all these white ppl that I think I know just trying to be positive, or are they really just that obliviously privileged?

[Jane Danger @JaneDanger333]

It’s the hottest day of the Summer and ice cream man is blaring Xmas tunes.
#loveyachicago #westsidesummer

[Jane Danger @JaneDanger333]

In your kiss, I feel the revolution.
#riotgrrrlsneverdie #neverstop #3dbwillsetyoufree #gayshame2018

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People commit suicide every day...It just doesn’t make headlines bc they’re not famous.

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Quit bragging. I’ve done a lot of shots.
#NationalHeadshotDay #nationaloldheadshotday #stupid

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I wanna be like the rich celebrities who get free front row seats to games/concerts they know nothing about. #infamous

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Sometimes I “like” things bc it ends up being a cool number, and sometimes I really like something, but don’t end up “liking” it bc the number won’t be cool to me.
Just sayin...
#obsessions #stoned #ocdwillsetufree

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Every time I see Bruno Mars I think I’m looking at some female rapper from the 80’s.

[Jane Danger @JaneDanger333]

Finally made the big time...
Got me a Craigslist troll.

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I’ve been to more funerals than weddings.
Congratulations

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Trying to decide whether it’s lint or a spider in my shower today.