Jane

I'm 5 years old, Dude!!!

[Jane @JaneEllen2010]

Vincent has vampire teeth, did you forget about those bad boys?!?!!!

[Jane @JaneEllen2010]

Matthew, when we get to Kindergarten, we're going to rule the world!!

[Jane @JaneEllen2010]

Mommy: "Well, you shouldn't be mean to Tyler just because he smells funny."

Me: "No, he doesn't smell funny he smells BAD!!"

[Jane @JaneEllen2010]

.@VincentTheKid : You already had like 6 desserts!!?!!

Me: Yup! And I'm about to get SEVEN!!

[Jane @JaneEllen2010]

I know what you're going to say...that I'm a Messy MaGee!

[Jane @JaneEllen2010]

The more I chill the more energy I get

[Jane @JaneEllen2010]

I was just hoping to kickback & chill out today 😕

[Jane @JaneEllen2010]

Salam-Eye!

[Jane @JaneEllen2010]

What if a taco was inside a burrito, and the burrito was inside a sandwich and the sandwich was inside the mouth?!?

[Jane @JaneEllen2010]

This means no pooping in the car

#SafetyWarnings

[Jane @JaneEllen2010]

Daddy, I love you more than my toys.

@DragonGateLenny

[Jane @JaneEllen2010]

This means keep seat belts buckled & No Dancing.

[Jane @JaneEllen2010]

Mommy: Jane, do you know who the Devil is?

Me: Daddy?

[Jane @JaneEllen2010]

I'm closing the door because when I hear noise my poop won't want to come out.
#ShyBowels

[Jane @JaneEllen2010]

If you put the pock & the corn together, then you get pockcorn!!

[Jane @JaneEllen2010]

#Doppelganger

[Jane @JaneEllen2010]

I want mac n cheese...the real mac n cheese, not the fake one with the elbows...the one mama makes!! #Kraft

[Jane @JaneEllen2010]

🎶 Say goodbyyyyye, to the King of the West....🎶

#IncorrectFrozenLyrics

[Jane @JaneEllen2010]

These are my lobster pickchops

(Chopsticks)

[Jane @JaneEllen2010]

.@DragonGateLenny (Daddy): Jane, if you lock that door again, I'm going to stick my foot up your butt!

Me: But then your foot will smell.