Janelle

[Janelle @JanelleDClarke]

Thinking about doing a collage of selfies on our Christmas card this year where my family looks annoyed and I’m the only one smiling. Like a year in review type of thing.

[Rod @rodimusprime]

I just don't get how your immune system is supposedly strong enough to handle a virus that has killed over 600K people in the US but not strong enough to handle a vaccine that 169 million Americans have taken and survived.

[Panic! At The TL @Puff_Iya]

“Oh I’ve actually been vaccinated for about 3 months now. Side effects weren’t too bad but I’ve been convincing Dwight that I’m slowly turning into a zombie. I started off groaning and pretending I didn’t notice it. Now I just Google brains and stare at them. . .hungrily.”

[Old account. Follow @RobMeyerson @RobGMeyerson]

Funny how people always say “avoid that like the plague” and then the plague shows up and millions of people do very little to avoid it.

[Janelle @JanelleDClarke]

@NelzMendoza My toddler won’t wear mittens, but she WILL wear my socks on her hands, and that’s been a fine solution.

[Janelle @JanelleDClarke]

@Chasten From Texas to Cruz:
If you like piña coladas
And gettin' caught on a plane
If you're not into helping
Only have half a brain
If you like leaving people helpless
In the snow and rough shape
Then I'm the state that you've looked for
Forget me and escape.

[Janelle @JanelleDClarke]

This one goes out from Texas to #Cruz:
If you like piña coladas
And gettin' caught on a plane
If you're not into helping
Only have half a brain
If you like leaving people helpless
In the snow and rough shape
Then I'm the state that you've looked for
Forget me and escape.

[Janelle @JanelleDClarke]

It’s been six months and I’m beginning to think the 20 year old down the street actually WANTS his lifted truck to sound like that...

[ryan schocket @RyanSchocket]

what my pizza rolls see from inside the microwave

[Janelle @JanelleDClarke]

Did anyone else spend the entire halftime show saying, “THIS is when @JLo will come out. Nnnnnnnnnnnow. Now. Wait. Okay now. Now. Hmph. OH OKAY NOW.”

[Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright]

After 2020 I'm never going to question why they keep opening up Jurassic Park despite obvious safety issues.

[Chris Fleming @chrisfluming]

making the zoom link...that’s leadership

[Janelle @JanelleDClarke]

@Muqadaam Hi!!

[Janelle @JanelleDClarke]

@GameChaplain Hope you get feeling better. ❤️

[Janelle @JanelleDClarke]

When I got home today after my husband asked me to run to @Target for a single box of Christmas lights.

[Janelle @JanelleDClarke]

Conversation in my house today: “Does that loud, lifted truck really need a Trump flag? It’s like when Prius drivers have a Biden sticker. We know, man. WE. KNOW.”

[Piotr Jakubowski @piotrj]

To all my friends in the United States:

Go vote today and whoever wins, appreciate the fact that you have the privilege and ability to make a choice.

[Janelle @JanelleDClarke]

@justnelson @justnelson! 😂😂😂 This is my pizza!

[Janelle @JanelleDClarke]

Can the next debate be moderated by @JudgeJudy? She wouldn’t allow all these interruptions. #Debatenight #PresidentialDebate2020 #Debates2020