Janembaroni

:3

[DDT Simulator @fleshsimulator]

I sure hope nobody uses this technology to microwave the brains of the bottom 70% of the country with propaganda haha

[moxx @moxxsquared]

fought a dude named disabled dildo and i got my ass beat

[💫Tribe 13X 🔻 💫 @B00K0FTRIBE]

Supergirl tanked and Gunn said #nomorefoids

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Never forget that RFK Jr. testified in his divorce proceedings that he couldn’t afford alimony because he was so brain damaged he couldn’t hold a job.

Anyway, now he’s the Secretary of Health and Human Services.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

If we lived in a proper country we would instantly imprison him just for saying this

[Paps (•⩊• っ)3 @ParlyParnar]

me and my friends hanging out

[PoliticsVideoChannel @politvidchannel]

BREAKING: It was just revealed that Jared Kushner received $2 Billion from Saudi Arabia for nothing.

His firm has returned zero profits to investors so far.

[The Hormuz Letter @HormuzLetter]

BREAKING: Trump has just been officially sued in federal court over Trump Media selling advance millisecond access to his "market-moving" Truth Social posts to subscribers paying up to $100,000 per month via Truth API, per CNBC.

The lawsuit filed in NY federal court by The Intercept Media and the Freedom of the Press Association calls the scheme "extraordinary, corrupt, and unconstitutional," saying "the President stands to gain financially by giving 'market-moving' government information to those who are willing and able to pay his personal company." More than 10 customers have already signed up for the Truth API, mostly high-frequency trading firms.

This comes just hours after Iran's IRGC Senior Advisor Naqdi called for a US Congressional investigation into Trump, his family, and his inner circle including Kushner and Witkoff over war-related insider trading.

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Reporter: Why was it too dangerous for you to fly on Air Force One, but not for the press?

Trump: I think, actually, the plane that I flew on was at greater risk. I think it was at greater risk, because that would be the plane I think that they would be more likely to go for.

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

They’re all doing this to try and avoid prosecution once his term comes to an end.

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

Hegseth has been the most predicable catastrophe ever

[David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @DavidLeavitt]

We're at the point where even the celebrity gossip site TMZ isn't ignoring what's happening with Trump

[Covie @covie_93]

Notice how he's wide awake for this.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Karoline Leavitt announced her resignation 24 hours after she found out that Trump left her for dead on a plane he thought could be shot out of the sky.

[MinusBrush @Drycanister]

Dude saw a random Spider-Man he never met before and went “yeah I can ruin his life within 24 hours, give or take”

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 JUST IN: Trump administration permanently deletes anti-corruption registry.

This has been described as the "single-greatest pro-corruption step in decades."

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

The media when progressive candidates run for office:

[Cosmonaut Star💫🏴🔻 @Solidarity_Star]

This is way worse and less electable than anything Hong ever said