Janet Paul

[Janet Paul @Janet_4Eva]

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant. George Burns

[Janet Paul @Janet_4Eva]

Pornography is the attempt to insult sex, to do dirt on it. David Herbert Lawrence

[Janet Paul @Janet_4Eva]

Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable. Lord Chesterfield

[Janet Paul @Janet_4Eva]

Nope, no sex scandals yet. But I am open to offers! John Cusack

[Janet Paul @Janet_4Eva]

A bank book makes good reading - better than some novels. ~Harry Lauder

[Janet Paul @Janet_4Eva]

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. --Steve Martin

[Janet Paul @Janet_4Eva]

My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'. Alicia Silverstone

[Janet Paul @Janet_4Eva]

Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little. Samuel Johnson

[Janet Paul @Janet_4Eva]

The fact is I am not having sex. But I feel absolutely ripe for the, what would you say? plucking? Angelina Jolie

[Janet Paul @Janet_4Eva]

Money is much more exciting than anything it buys. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

[Janet Paul @Janet_4Eva]

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. Oscar Wilde

[Janet Paul @Janet_4Eva]

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise. Robert A. Heinlein

[Janet Paul @Janet_4Eva]

Money won't make you happy... but everybody wants to find out for themselves. Zig Ziglar

[Janet Paul @Janet_4Eva]

The happiest women, like the happiest nations, have no history. GEORGE ELIOT, The Mill on the Floss

[Janet Paul @Janet_4Eva]

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. Joan Rivers.

[Janet Paul @Janet_4Eva]

A man is usually more careful of his money than he is of his principles. Ralph Waldo Emerson

[Janet Paul @Janet_4Eva]

It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich people. ~Logan Pearsall Smith

[Janet Paul @Janet_4Eva]

The Love Bird is 100% faithful to his mate, as long as they are locked together in the same cage. Will Cuppy

[Janet Paul @Janet_4Eva]

Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics. ~Author Unknown

[Janet Paul @Janet_4Eva]

There are few virtuous women who are not bored with their trade. Francois de La Rochefoucauld