Jane (no longer 33)

[Jane (no longer 33) @janey33]

@WorldBollard ...have you seen this blatant show of disrespect? 🤭

[Victoria Byrne @Thevictoria76]

😂 When the bollard climb goes wrong…
“Hilarious, so funny when they realise they can’t get down!”
Real life comedy gold from the streets!
Who else has done something like this? 😭

[Jane (no longer 33) @janey33]

@anon_opin Who wants to wait an hour and a half to get their pots washed? Rubber gloves, a decent scourer, possibly a Brillo pad, all washed, dried and away in less than 30 mins? Add hand cream under the gloves and it's like a free treatment too!

[Robbie @Robbie_Reasons]

The Somerset Farmhouse of 1 North Street, Williton were approached by a "food influencer" that wanted to charge them £2,000 for a review.

They put out a video of Sally eating a sausage roll instead 😆.

Lets make Sally and the Somerset Farmhouse famous for free.

[Jane (no longer 33) @janey33]

@deplorable_homo The only women I've ever discussed cycle length with is pregnant women, as I work in midwifery. I'm 61 and have never enquired as to the length of the cycle of any woman that I actually know. Why would I? It's none of my business, and I don't care! 🙄

[Jane (no longer 33) @janey33]

@HonestFrank If it's outside the M25 then around £6 for the sarnie and £5 for the coffee?
If you're at a London station, then you're looking at nothing less than one million pounds (or thereabouts) 💷💷💷 😭

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Polite notice to schools still breaking the law by failing to provide single sex bathrooms: you will be sued and you will lose 👇

[Jane (no longer 33) @janey33]

@DavidVidecette The judge said that he doesn't want to "criminalise" these boys. It's a bit late for that, surely? They're convicted rapists. They've been found guilty in a court of law. They ARE criminals.

[Jane (no longer 33) @janey33]

@indiashairline @ronmanagernottm ^^^^Tweets that you can hear 🎼🎵

[Aja ♀️🇬🇧 @AjaTheEmpress]

@RebeccaNP No hormones in our beef,
Just in our kids.

The Green Party.

[Jane (no longer 33) @janey33]

@FruellaDeBrille I mean, technically I'm a Dreadful Old Woman, but you're welcome anyway! 🫡💪💜🤍💚

[Jane (no longer 33) @janey33]

@Lesley_Faith Yep. It's emblazoned with the words "Hospital Property" and it inadvertently came home with my newborn, 28 years ago. It's exactly the right size for wrapping round shoulders during a home dye job!

[Jane (no longer 33) @janey33]

I'll do anything for a free book! 🤞
(Especially a funny one)

[Lissa Evans @LissaKEvans]

I have the last 2 proofs of 'My Name is MacKenzie Bly', which I wrote because I have always loved and cherished books that make me laugh, and I wanted to write something purely funny. I *think* it's for everyone over 11.
It's out in August. RT by end of tomorrow to win a copy.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing an essay, writing a eulogy, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing for 5,000 years.

[Roger Seheult, MD @RogerSeheult]

My wife discovered this years ago.

[Jane (no longer 33) @janey33]

@simonmaechling My brother thinks that germ "theory" is false and that it's clean water and not vaccines that have cured polio etc. But if germs don't exist, what difference does clean water make? 🤯🥴😵‍💫🙄

[Jane (no longer 33) @janey33]

@AuntSassyAss Thankfully, people like you don't get to give away the rights of women like me. We like our single-sex spaces to stay that way.

[Jane (no longer 33) @janey33]

@marycatedelvey Does he mean "pregnant female horse juice"?

[Jane (no longer 33) @janey33]

@ma1ybe I think you meant to say "This multimillionaire bitch" 💅

[Sunday Sport @thesundaysport]

'If I cut tax on visting Alton Towers, more people will go. If I increase the tax on employing people...no, hold on...'

[Jane (no longer 33) @janey33]

@marycatedelvey Does he pass as a woman? No
Does he pass as a 21 yr old? Also no.