Jake In The BΘΧ

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. -Ernest Hemmingway

[Greg @erjmanlasvegas]

People in Ohio when it’s 50 degrees out a few days after it was -35 degrees windchill

[angrybrownsfans @angrybrownsfans]

BREAKING: JuJu Smith-Schuster makes rude comments about Browns in press conference

[Theta Chi - Toledo @UT_ThetaChi]

Great week of service for Theta Chi. We started by helping pick up trash in our neighborhoods. Then went to the humane society with lovely ladies of @AXiD_Toledo, and also helped out the @UToledoHockey with their home game!

[Jake In The BΘΧ @JanicekJake]

@Super__Kenny @j_valentine21 True story, I love Mac N Cheese and peas

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

"That's the elegance of having a mustache. You just don't know what's going to happen." - @bakermayfield

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

"Let me show you" https://t.co/JNdjjGNd08

[Jake In The BΘΧ @JanicekJake]

@MarronMatt Our lives peaked in that moment of stardom

[Jake In The BΘΧ @JanicekJake]

@whatupallie SAME

[Dylan Curran @iamdylancurran]

Want to freak yourself out? I'm gonna show just how much of your information the likes of Facebook and Google store about you without you even realising it

[Jake In The BΘΧ @JanicekJake]

@reviewed Red Baron!!!

[Jake In The BΘΧ @JanicekJake]

@MattttM You OK fam?

[Jake In The BΘΧ @JanicekJake]

@King_J_Rome Bruno Mars is easily one of the best artists out there

[Jake In The BΘΧ @JanicekJake]

Cavs couldn't hit a 3 right now if Lake Erie depended upon it

[Jake In The BΘΧ @JanicekJake]

I'm raising money for ACL Surgery for Kratos. Click to Donate: https://t.co/YWLFumUrAt via @gofundme

[Jake In The BΘΧ @JanicekJake]

@ryleyanna 😂😂😂

[Jake In The BΘΧ @JanicekJake]

I haven't been back in Ohio 24 hours and I already feel like I'm getting a cold

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

"I’m going to be a Browns fan until I die."

@ToledoFB RB Kareem Hunt on chance of playing for hometown Browns » https://t.co/0RiQoyrdcZ

[Jake In The BΘΧ @JanicekJake]

@JanicekJake update: I no longer have to do this because I have a beautiful girlfriend who takes care of me now

[Jake In The BΘΧ @JanicekJake]

I have nightmares about being in slow moving Taco Bell lines