Janice

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[Janice @Janicezeratul]

Man: I married a few 4 year olds

Allah: perioddd!

Woman plucks her eyebrows

Allah:

[Janice @Janicezeratul]

@seelfi Omg oomf me pls

[nad seehorn🩷💜💙 @seelfi]

me studying hadith to find new ways of ending prophet muhammad

[Janice @Janicezeratul]

@vcng180 It’s fine idgaf.. stay delusional and think whatever u want

[Janice @Janicezeratul]

“I am a rapist, pedophile, but I am now Christian!”

God: Okay period! You can lead our child ministry!

“I committed suicide because I couldn’t take it anymore and it was the only way out”

God:

[Janice @Janicezeratul]

If u say ‘grape’ instead of rape fuck you

[Janice @Janicezeratul]

@xaviersomuslim Omg oomf me up

[Janice @Janicezeratul]

@vcng180 It’s simply my choice not to follow so uhmmmm….

[Janice @Janicezeratul]

@vcng180 I lowkey don’t want a to rely on a diety that sends people to hell for not believing and calling that ‘their choice’ while also setting up a system in which Epstein can go to heaven too… no shade I grew up in a Christian environment and know tons of stuff about Christianity

[Val ☆彡 @Ar1cadia]

Jesus seeing allah trending knowing nobody gaf abt him no more

[V @wynoblue]

When I criticize islam and a Christian joins in thinking they're also safe

[Janice @Janicezeratul]

Allah when he opens twitter and finds everyone ending his shi instead of his usual tl full of little girls-

[𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇𝑔𝓇𝑒𝑒𝓃 @soulkissesss]

allah when he opens twitter:

[Janice @Janicezeratul]

@cassdiary143 Allah when you want to fuck a man and not a 5 year old girl:

[Janice @Janicezeratul]

Man: I married a few 4 year olds

Allah: perioddd!

Woman plucks her eyebrows

Allah:

[Janice @Janicezeratul]

@vcng180 God doesn’t hate people for committing suicide because he doesn’t exist but okay!… As believed by many Christians, you go to hell if you suicide so that’s what I am basing my logic from. If you don’t think so then it doesn’t apply to you, scroll and move on LMFAOOOO

[Janice @Janicezeratul]

And ur not! now we both lying

[.. . @vcng180]

@Janicezeratul @ShabbosGoyem @Atomsmade Lmfao no youre slow.

[Janice @Janicezeratul]

@vcng180 @ShabbosGoyem @Atomsmade LMFAOO someone’s a little mad… By your logic God is not all knowing if he doesn’t know the outcome. It already says in the Bible it is determined who will go to heaven or hell, read your own fucking book for once. It’s okay to be dumb as fuck, don’t get too worked up.

[Janice @Janicezeratul]

@rayaswt No because it doesn’t exist

[Janice @Janicezeratul]

@vcng180 @ShabbosGoyem @Atomsmade Are u actually slow or what.. if a being already knows the certain outcome u can’t change it no matter what… and who give s a fuck when god intervenes, if he does he does so rarely and ignores major issues anyway…

[Janice @Janicezeratul]

@mityaphobic LMFAOOO

[Janice @Janicezeratul]

@novazora8 The concept of All*h in general

[Janice @Janicezeratul]

@local_bruh @Atomsmade Free will could NOT exist with the paradox of an all knowing god… even from an atheist perspective out actions are determined by our environment, previous experiences, and brain chemistry

[Janice @Janicezeratul]

@local_bruh @Atomsmade Critically thinking he foresaw us making it and let us make it, so after all that concept is still on him