J∂ƞ*ƞε̲̣̣̣̥♈̷̴ •̸Ϟ•♡

Ever looked at your friends and wondered why the hell aren't we comedians?

[J∂ƞ*ƞε̲̣̣̣̥♈̷̴ •̸Ϟ•♡ @Janine101dp]

One thing is a fact... You can't bullshit a bullshitter...

[J∂ƞ*ƞε̲̣̣̣̥♈̷̴ •̸Ϟ•♡ @Janine101dp]

Waiting for that one person to mgs you back and when you get a mgs its from someone that's not even important

[J∂ƞ*ƞε̲̣̣̣̥♈̷̴ •̸Ϟ•♡ @Janine101dp]

Love sucks... How is it possible that I can fuck shit up with the only person I like in one day... WTF serious..

[J∂ƞ*ƞε̲̣̣̣̥♈̷̴ •̸Ϟ•♡ @Janine101dp]

You might aswell be playing with lightning

[J∂ƞ*ƞε̲̣̣̣̥♈̷̴ •̸Ϟ•♡ @Janine101dp]

How do you even block your own bbm?? Pfffft

[J∂ƞ*ƞε̲̣̣̣̥♈̷̴ •̸Ϟ•♡ @Janine101dp]

Keep calm and date a blonde

[J∂ƞ*ƞε̲̣̣̣̥♈̷̴ •̸Ϟ•♡ @Janine101dp]

Alchohol : cause no good story ever started with eating salad

[J∂ƞ*ƞε̲̣̣̣̥♈̷̴ •̸Ϟ•♡ @Janine101dp]

So when your friend asks you what is his pin for his bank card you must know you are considered family

[J∂ƞ*ƞε̲̣̣̣̥♈̷̴ •̸Ϟ•♡ @Janine101dp]

Always when I get ready for something I literally through my whole closet out and try 50 outfits on and then end up with the first one..

[J∂ƞ*ƞε̲̣̣̣̥♈̷̴ •̸Ϟ•♡ @Janine101dp]

Hate to say it but I have such a big hangover its not even funny... Activities for the day - my bed

[J∂ƞ*ƞε̲̣̣̣̥♈̷̴ •̸Ϟ•♡ @Janine101dp]

Those days you get when your so happy you can jump over a bridge

[J∂ƞ*ƞε̲̣̣̣̥♈̷̴ •̸Ϟ•♡ @Janine101dp]

Liefde is vir mense wat nie weet hoe om hulle lewens te geniet nie ek sweer! Jong couples wat soos 50 jariges aan gaan... Dis erriterend

[J∂ƞ*ƞε̲̣̣̣̥♈̷̴ •̸Ϟ•♡ @Janine101dp]

Do you ever have that feeling where you want to kill your boss

[J∂ƞ*ƞε̲̣̣̣̥♈̷̴ •̸Ϟ•♡ @Janine101dp]

When reality hits.. Its not n joke

[J∂ƞ*ƞε̲̣̣̣̥♈̷̴ •̸Ϟ•♡ @Janine101dp]

You know shit just got real when you whistle for something that's missing

[J∂ƞ*ƞε̲̣̣̣̥♈̷̴ •̸Ϟ•♡ @Janine101dp]

Old feelings coming back ... Rude...

[J∂ƞ*ƞε̲̣̣̣̥♈̷̴ •̸Ϟ•♡ @Janine101dp]

Baby is that a phone in your back pocket ? ... Cause that ass is calling me

[J∂ƞ*ƞε̲̣̣̣̥♈̷̴ •̸Ϟ•♡ @Janine101dp]

"Satisfaction" such a deep word

[J∂ƞ*ƞε̲̣̣̣̥♈̷̴ •̸Ϟ•♡ @Janine101dp]

Dear Santa does naughty count if you do it nicely?

[J∂ƞ*ƞε̲̣̣̣̥♈̷̴ •̸Ϟ•♡ @Janine101dp]

In American movies oatmeal helps for everything! Pfft