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Founding member of the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants. What's that? Kid threw up in the third floor bathroom? I hate everyone.

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Sure is easier to clean the shower drains without Wolverine around. His bathroom always looks like a hair bomb exploded in it.

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The frogs who live around the Jean Grey School all think the Bamfs are really weird. And frogs are usually good judges of character.

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All this kissing going on around the school makes me miss my sweetie. @paige_husk, please come home, babe.

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Back to work at the school. Toilets haven't been cleaned since I left. Believe it or not, I'm suddenly missing the Murder Circus.

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Clean the toilets. Shovel the elephant poop. Throw the dead clowns in the woodchipper. It never ends.

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Tried to get ringmaster to let me do trapeze with my tongue. But no, apparently I'm better at shoveling elephant poop.

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And before you ask, no, of course I wasn't having some sort of weird tea party with my girlfriend's old skin husks. What a strange question.

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I may have stayed up too late last night. I just drank bleach and scrubbed the floor with whiskey.

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Oh @Paige_Husk, wherever you are, please come home. Your Mortimer misses you.

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Say what you want about Magneto, but at least he never made me scrub toilets.

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Thank God that Iceman guy is off fighting Avengers. I get sick of mopping up old melting ice bridges all day long.

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“@JeanGreySchool: And it’s a vegetable, apparently. A vegetable with claws and teeth.” And those things hurt. Never getting the mail again.

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Somebody left some dead S.W.O.R.D. agents on the front lawn. Tried burying them but Krakoa almost killed me. Do we have a wood chipper?

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Tryng to mop up Brood blood in a hallway made of ice. Mop keeps freezing. Can't feel my fingers. I hate my life.

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Huh. The bathrooms are REALLY clean today. Unusually clean.

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I think I’m gonna be sick.

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This is driving me nuts! They feel like… like little ants under my skin. Can’t… help… but SCRATCH!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

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Aah! My arm won’t stop flailing!

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.@Rush1031 Why? What have you heard?