janna crowley

[janna crowley @JannaCrowley]

have a a save call set up from one of your friends #BlindDateSurvivalTips

[janna crowley @JannaCrowley]

buy a giraffe #BetterWaysToSpend7MillionDollars

[janna crowley @JannaCrowley]

you start to whine #YouMightNeedSleepIf

[janna crowley @JannaCrowley]

digging for clams with a boner #BadBeachEtiquette

[janna crowley @JannaCrowley]

#IfMyPetTalked I'd say I mixed up my husband medication

[janna crowley @JannaCrowley]

I go down to the clinic and sell my sperm #WhenINeedExtraMoney

[janna crowley @JannaCrowley]

#WhenTheAliensLandWe ll offer them tickets to Hamilton, only to find they prefer KinkyBoots

[janna crowley @JannaCrowley]

will find out where trump came from. #WhenTheAliensLandWe

[janna crowley @JannaCrowley]

#WhenTheAliensLandWe

[janna crowley @JannaCrowley]

the beer ran out and the package store was closed #RememberThatOneTimeWhen

[janna crowley @JannaCrowley]

my talent to tie cherry stems in knots #ReasonsIShouldBeFamous

[janna crowley @JannaCrowley]

u look up and the mistletoe is above ur head...walk away Bertha, it's a fern #ItsNotAHolidayUntil

[janna crowley @JannaCrowley]

my cat's pink thing while he's "cleaning himself" #OneThingIdLikeToUnseeIs

[janna crowley @JannaCrowley]

"weight gain" monthly #MillennialMagazines

[janna crowley @JannaCrowley]

#MillennialMagazines

[janna crowley @JannaCrowley]

make sure I'm not on the FBI'S most wanted list again. another guy got blamed #WhenIReadTheNews

[janna crowley @JannaCrowley]

told me how my mother was in bed. ok, though cuz I haven't talked to her in 18 years, also freakin hysterical!!#SoOneTimeMyDad

[janna crowley @JannaCrowley]

coughcream...when a icecream's so cold it makes u cough #NewContractions

[janna crowley @JannaCrowley]

look at them and just start screaming the abc's #BestSelfDefenceTechniques

[janna crowley @JannaCrowley]

John john john #My3WordLoveAffair