MuffyJane

Gen X senior, housewife extraordinaire,empty nester newbie mom of four and lover of all things pink and sparkly. Make me laugh.

[MuffyJane @JannaPC]

I’ve seen the snarky posts with vintage sexist vacuum cleaner ads. Whatever. I actually WOULD like one of those Dyson things that work properly.

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

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[Lestje B. Juddged @JuddgyOne]

It’s only “espionage” if it comes from the Espionage region of France. Otherwise, it’s “sparkling treason.”

[Woody @woodybridgers]

Anne Heche won't see your tasteless take about how she deserves to die for driving under the influence, but your friends and family secretly struggling with addiction will.

Think before you post.

Always root for people to safely beat their demons.

[Katie Hill @KatieHill4CA]

If Trump goes to jail for espionage and the Republican Party gets destroyed because of Roe… I will once again believe in happy endings.

[Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch]

If we want to evaluate our following of Christ, let us look at how we behave toward those who have hurt us. The Lord asks us to respond like He does with us. He does not separate us into good and bad, friends and enemies. For Him, all of us are beloved children.

[MuffyJane @JannaPC]

@NESpower @NashSevereWx Thank you! We are grateful for all your hard work.

[MuffyJane @JannaPC]

@NashSevereWx Got that right.

[MuffyJane @JannaPC]

@jonathansword @NashSevereWx That’s why I went to Aldi and Dollar General.

[It's a Southern Thing @southernthing]

Approach every day with the confidence and excitement of a bridesmaid on a Nashville bachelorette trip who just heard the house band start playing Wagon Wheel.

[MuffyJane @JannaPC]

@dumpstrfiremom Throwing snowballs! That’s awesome!

[Steven White @notstevenwhite]

20 years ago, being a moderate in the Republican Party meant being mildly pro-choice or being somewhat more open to social spending or something like that. Now it means thinking Democrats are allowed to win elections.

[MuffyJane @JannaPC]

25th amendment now!

[Jeff Yarbro @yarbro]

People right now have to be honest with themselves:

You can love the country, believe in the Constitution, and be committed to the rule of law.

Or

You can support what’s happening to aid President Trump at the Capitol right now.

You cannot claim to do both. 2/

[Jeff Yarbro @yarbro]

Let’s be clear-eyed about what’s happening: The President incited a mob that has disrupted Congress in performing its constitutional duty and endangered the safety of people in the Capitol.

The Senators & Representatives who supported his effort aren’t fit to serve.

[MuffyJane @JannaPC]

@RobertWeedman @NC5PhilWilliams Hard to believe but I know it’s true.

[MuffyJane @JannaPC]

@LeanneComedy I know you will be a fabulous granny. Congratulations!

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

This is the only true cranberry sauce.

I won’t be taking questions at this time.

[Dr. Taylor Orgeron 🐊✨ @taylororgeron]

Bruh if NOLA has the guts to cancel MARDI GRAS you better be reconsidering your family’s 10+ Thanksgiving/Christmas smh

[MuffyJane @JannaPC]

I have no freaking clue what a fleet is but I’m pretty sure it’s not the suppository or enema it was in days of yore.