I just found my second-ever 5-leaf clover (aka one-in-million). I’m done for the day, coach. It’s a wrap!
.
.
.
#fiveleafclover https://t.co/7sojXQyLZg
LADIES, if you wear an 8 or smaller shoe size, I hope you’ve checked out the kids’ section of your favorite stores!! The cutest stuff and about a third the price!
And to think I spent precious years of my youth thinking I *needed* that stuff. If only fifteen-year-old me had the confidence I have now. Dear baby Jana, stick with mascara with spf cherry chapstick. That heavy… https://t.co/j91w6f605n
Tornado warning issued for the far northern counties of Sharkey, Humphreys and Holmes - storm is moving through the Delta National Forest toward Louise, Midnight and Silver City - take cover now. #mswx
I just got some crazy looks at a red light while putting this on my face. I promise it’s not deodorant. #paleproblems more like #firstworldproblems#spf#sunscreen year round because you only get two hands, arms,… https://t.co/a2wXXP8MlJ
I made a “dapper” narwhal. His name is Dazzles, he’s an Aries, and he doesn’t have time for your shenanigans. I said ‘good day, sir!’
Never leave me alone with a hot glue gun and felt… https://t.co/m13XDUzhAW