Jana

Idk, you know?

[Jana @Jansplain]

so hard being the only person I know with 0 toxic traits, vices, or immaturities <3 But I guess someone has to lead the children !

[Jana @Jansplain]

Annoyed that everyone thinks Clavicular actually got a nose job… if you were on plastic surgery instagram you would know a rhinoplasty comes with INTENSE facial bruising and you cannot recover in 6 days like he’s pretending to…

[Jana @Jansplain]

@poeticdweller didn't know queer pregnancy in shakespeare had shooters like that but here you are

[Jana @Jansplain]

@poeticdweller get her

[Jana @Jansplain]

@kenyanmcduffie @thepugdc so this bar is on H St NE... i worry every day about the competency of your campaign staff....

[Jana @Jansplain]

there is a prominent dc twitter bar review guy who... works for the white house doing social media... he's literally helping to approve those dumbass meme tweets promoting racism but still tweets about happy hours as if he's still a member of the general public and not a fascist

[Jana @Jansplain]

@AudreLordesGF i'm so sorry

[Jana @Jansplain]

Just saw someone post screenshots of a wedding RSVP website that they hacked into as “evidence” related to a bravo scandal….

Hey are you ok??? These people exist as entertainment on screen…. Why not just react to the drama they show us on screen vs literally stalking them

[Jana @Jansplain]

If I may….

Bravo used to be fun bc the drama was between the characters on screen…. But now there’s way too many parasocial accounts who dig way too deep and personally insult the characters and act like they are a part of the drama on screen…

[Jana @Jansplain]

He walked up to his wife unprompted and said “fuck you.” He thinks he’s been silenced…..?????…..???

[Bravo wives club @bravowivesclub]

Kyle Cooke to @usweekly stating that he may find his voice in part 2&3 of #summerhousereunion
We can’t wait to see what he has to say 👀
#summerhouse

[Jana @Jansplain]

@poeticdweller when i read this bc you told me to and I was kind of like... ok whaever

[Jana @Jansplain]

@BootsRiley Went with 9 of my friends this weekend 🫡

[Astead @AsteadWH]

Reupping this in light of botched DNC autopsy.

The entire Dem ecosystem -- WH, DNC, aligned media -- ignored public sentiment and paved the way for Trump's return in the process. But keeping jobs, credibility, and consultant checks flowing requires ignoring the obvious. There will be no grand admission of fault.

[Jana @Jansplain]

i don't agree with the premise that DC is bad, but for any problems that do exist, I think a candidate that wants to try something innovative and progressive is better than one who is promising the current administration's policies ...

[Jana @Jansplain]

I love how people are like "DC is so bad and has sooooo many problems!!!!! That's why I'M going to vote for the mayoral candidate who wants to preserve the status quo: Kenyan McDuffie :)"

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[Jana @Jansplain]

So trashy

[Andrew Leyden @PenguinSix]

The National Park Service is turning Pennsylvania Avenue in front of the White House into street parking today.

[Jana @Jansplain]

My best friend and I frequently text each other this out of the blue

[Jana @Jansplain]

cava was so good in 2018

[Jana @Jansplain]

last year i told my boss I didn't want to do an annual review bc I "really wasn't in the space to receive any kind of feedback."

[Jana @Jansplain]

@PeterTwinklage Being able to speak truth to power, instead of getting cocktails with power, is always going to be more important. They called you insufferable when they have a pic of them doing a thumbs up with Jared Moscowitz, one of the Dems that receives the most money from AIPAC? ok....

[Jana @Jansplain]

@JakeSherman It was jarring to see a Wendy Williams quote???