Lucy Rust

I'm a little loony but I make it work.

[Lucy Rust @Janxtasaurus]

It's almost too cold to pee outside again. #damn.

[Lucy Rust @Janxtasaurus]

Hello, twitter machine.

[Lucy Rust @Janxtasaurus]

@ericdomond Yay!

[Lucy Rust @Janxtasaurus]

Strombo needs to be meme'd https://t.co/8yDkMZz3wz

[George Stroumboulopoulos 🐺 @strombo]

Almost Showtime! @NHLFlames and @VanCanucks on @CBC. #HockeyNightInCanada #BecauseItsTheCup

[Lucy Rust @Janxtasaurus]

@JohnNormanMusic popularity contests are weak beans. That was the entirety of my stripping career.

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

Legobard http://t.co/Kp2dmOYpqg

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

I basically have two moods, either lets do something spontaneous and awesome, or let's just lay in bad all day and forget the world exists

[Lucy Rust @Janxtasaurus]

@depechemode How are you so good? #Damn. #neverfails to put set my mood right:)

[Lucy Rust @Janxtasaurus]

@impeltheatre ugh ikr? #favouritescent

[Lucy Rust @Janxtasaurus]

#deathofasnowman https://t.co/7UTnVh4WWq

[Lucy Rust @Janxtasaurus]

Don't put your sticky straw in my tip rail. Just put it on the bar like a normal person. #jerk #bartenderproblems

[Lucy Rust @Janxtasaurus]

#Swing drums will always be my favourite #drums. Maybe it's the brass. Either way, yes.

[Sterling Archer @codenameduchess]

I would rather have a crowd of people watch me put a dead hooker in the trunk than watch me parallel park in a tight spot. #ArcherFX

[Lucy Rust @Janxtasaurus]

There is no one @ the bar. Why are you ordering from the exact opposite end, yah lazy bum? #BartenderProblems

[Lucy Rust @Janxtasaurus]

I have the neatest friends of all time. Emma #isaboss https://t.co/FXT9hj8F9J

[Lucy Rust @Janxtasaurus]

@Pamcore yes!

[Lucy Rust @Janxtasaurus]

Giggle. https://t.co/JxfcZxSm1m

[Lucy Rust @Janxtasaurus]

#mom? https://t.co/QIhvKRro6M

[Lucy Rust @Janxtasaurus]

OMG I FOUND MY FAVOURITE GAME. I knew it as "pass the pigs" but this is even better. https://t.co/TSTLcABbGr