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What if you write a great one-liner but it takes up two lines because you chose too large a font or included superfluous details?

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@JCComposer The tories will be fucked once Rishi gets everyone learning only maths at school

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@bccamplight You in the right property?

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@JCComposer @Iromg @GaryLineker *foaming at the mouth* THAT’S NOT THE POINT THOUGH!!! MY GREAT GRANDFATHER DIDN’T DIE FIGHTING TYRANNY ONLY FOR ME TO HAVE TO SHARE THIS GREAT NATION WITH VICTIMS OF PERSECUTION

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@Conservatives This is very bad vibes

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@JCComposer In space, no one can hear you playing boogie-woogie piano

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@JahDuran @Banshees_Movie https://t.co/QIrqYJIZdM

Apparently an octogenerian named Delia Barry

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The three pillars of psychotherapy

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@afielden At least it’s not through your bloody, motherfucking asshole

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@JCComposer @bbcquestiontime Hey man, be fair. Let Nigel Farage have his say.

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@wordcolour You forgot the salad bowl full of cocaine.

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@wordcolour 🙄 Who does that guy think he is?

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@wordcolour Feel this was under-appreciated

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@afielden You should’ve put a spoiler alert. Some of us haven’t watched Truss’ resignation speech yet

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@morgan_hislop Changes frequently for me but feel like Couldn’t Bear to Be Special should be on the list

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@JCComposer The other good thing about wood burners is that they emit loads of dangerous particulates, aggravating your neighbours’ lungs AND those loony environmentalists

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@ehgillett Also w/ love and respect; I share Nick’s issue re: melodies. Tho my main problem with almost everything post-Medulla is the lyrics, which seem to either be really on the nose (especially the political stuff) or almost self-parody of her more abstract stuff. Yet 2 listen 2 new tho

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Can anyone help me ascertain whether these two are goodies or baddies?

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@hurtdeeronline Hopefully it’s just like Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares. Just him bolshily trying to sort out a struggling family-run coca plantation

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@wordcolour I think you should lose the kick altogether. Replace it with bass clarinet.

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@JCComposer @ChrisClarksonMP Don’t kink-shame the tories, John.