Jared White

[Jared White @Jared2756]

@BronsHoodi @LegionHoops @IanBegley Imagine being this weird

[Jared White @Jared2756]

@BarstoolBigCat Amen big cat

[Jared White @Jared2756]

@JGoodroger @escapefrommelos yeah a 5’10” blonde billionaire, how disgusting. You people are so fucking stupid lol

[Jared White @Jared2756]

@gmengalaxy I was at this game hungover w my buddy who’s a broncos season ticket holder. Absolutely brutal experience

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Jared White @Jared2756]

@NUCLRGOLF Loud and wrong like usual, impressive how he can be wrong with every take regardless of the sport

[Jared White @Jared2756]

@dhwanisaraiya_ The delay is due to equipment availability. No sense breaking ground if your critical equipment is a year+ out. Builders are just pushing the start dates back to align with their supply chain

[Jared White @Jared2756]

@samuel_agb70216 @big_business_ Meaning this app is full of verified accounts like yours without an original thought in their heads. Just submitting prompts to ChatGPT and pasting whatever slop is spews out for engagement….which I’m providing you now so shame on me

[Jared White @Jared2756]

@samuel_agb70216 @big_business_ AI Slop

[Jared White @Jared2756]

@NUCLRGOLF @golfnjokes Pocketing 2+3 for later and using 4

[Jared White @Jared2756]

@TheMasters He gotta be pissed he’s missing that banger meal Rory cooked up haha

[Jared White @Jared2756]

@JakeSucky Dude who’s job is to play video games insulting people with actual jobs lol. Streamers are the fucking worst, just constant complaints

[Jared White @Jared2756]

@_redfeels Pretty sure the term for this is revenge procrastination

[Jared White @Jared2756]

@danishacarterr @OneBadDude_ It’s called a straw man and it’s their favorite tactic so they never have to actually explain their position. They just make up the position of the opposition and attack that.

[Andrew Thomas @allforgod_55]

Repost to help me make my first Pro Bowl. Thanks for the support!

#ProBowlVote @allforgod_55

[Jared White @Jared2756]

@JefePil Was there in person, saw it coming as soon as we missed the 2nd XP haha. Being a lifelong giants fan has given me Nostradamus-like powers for heartbreaking defeats

[Justin Pugh @JustinPugh]

If he throws a TD I’ll give away a signed Giants Jersey to someone that likes and retweets this.

Go @Giants

[Jared White @Jared2756]

@Sailor_Chris44 @TalkinGiants It got ripped out cuz he put his right arm down to break his fall instead of holding onto the ball w two hands. No excuse for him not to complete that catch, Dart dropped it in a bucket and Slayton blew it

[Jared White @Jared2756]

@TalkinGiants The classic drop a td, fake an injury move. Tale as old as time w this receiving group lol

[Jared White @Jared2756]

@Platon203 What an idiotic take