Jared Hanrahan

I tweet the shit that makes me laugh to myself.

[Jared Hanrahan @Jared_Hanrahan]

Don’t let Monday ruin your Sunday

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Sprinted through the Finish Line. I would say I feel a sense of accomplishment but I kind of feel nothing and a tummy ache.

101 burgers in a summer. The haters are sick

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

@ProFootballTalk Just to prove you’re wrong, again.

[PGA Tour @PGATour]

Like father, like son.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I will watch this till the end of time saying Cooks had total control of the ball when he hit the ground

[Jared Hanrahan @Jared_Hanrahan]

Bills gotta be the most injured team in the league. Buffalo hospital stock 📈
#BillsMafia

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

RAY DAVIS ALLLLLL THE WAY HOME

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The cameraman finding Mitch Trubisky on the sideline with Josh Allen down

[FOX Sports: NFL @NFLonFOX]

BUCS PICK 6 THEN BREAK OUT THE AURA FARMING CELEBRATION! 🔥

📺: FOX

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

You bet your ass I jumped!

What a hard count.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I’m quitting watching football. There is no other way to teach @nflcommish a lesson. This is blatant cheating. #nflrigged

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

Bryson chimes in on the PGA vs. LIV Match:

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

GAME OVER

[choc @choc]

@jasrifootball @RichCimini They do realize their o-line is arguably the worst in the NFL right?

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

Score Update:
DEN 20 - 70 MIA
8:01 4Q

This game has a 59.91% chance of ending in Scorigami.
Most likely Scorigami: 70-20 (32.38%)

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

We made it. Football is back.

Soak in every moment @BarstoolBigCat

[feitelberg @FeitsBarstool]

I expected less mention of the Iraq war in the Barbie reviews. Not no mentions, of course, but less.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Phil and Brooks pulling up to the PGA merger after making hundreds of millions in 2 years

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

What the fuck? The PGA caved fast
Imagine being a PGA member who turned down Liv for basically no reason now?

I guess the commish of PGA Jay Monahan is no longer morally opposed to LIV because of 9/11 since they are merging now. Funny how that works.