Jared Carlyle Burton

[Jared Carlyle Burton @JaredCBurton]

@FryTime32 dorf often side-b's off the stage all by himself, actually. Maybe we have a dedicated smash night

[Jared Carlyle Burton @JaredCBurton]

@FryTime32 https://t.co/GoVxjIHPm7 #reminiscing

[Jared Carlyle Burton @JaredCBurton]

anyone have a cheap GPS they want to sell? I want to hunt treasure

[Jared Carlyle Burton @JaredCBurton]

It's been a while, do people still care about twitter?

[Jared Carlyle Burton @JaredCBurton]

what I imagine it's like to wrestle around with my two 'baby' brothers nowadays
https://t.co/nMw7zVd8nf

[Jared Carlyle Burton @JaredCBurton]

when I think I can take my little brother no prob after 2 years but he got a buff since the last movie
https://t.co/ummaDAtM7o

[Jared Carlyle Burton @JaredCBurton]

When 2 years in Brasil tells me I can't walk around the house without flip-flops on

[Jared Carlyle Burton @JaredCBurton]

Checkin passport- Brazilian official tells me my visa expired so they're deporting me. Joke's on you: I'm already leaving!

[Jared Carlyle Burton @JaredCBurton]

If you want to contact me, email [email protected].
See ya in two.

[Jared Carlyle Burton @JaredCBurton]

@ajchid Are you good at any variety of art? I make angsty art sometimes.

[Jared Carlyle Burton @JaredCBurton]

@courtneybreann6 it was a small dinghy.

[Jared Carlyle Burton @JaredCBurton]

In the last three days I've built a table, captained a dinghy, angled a fish and danced like nobody was watching. Good week.

[Jared Carlyle Burton @JaredCBurton]

@ericstone111 @jeanasaur Hey now! Not my fault!

[Jared Carlyle Burton @JaredCBurton]

Finally made an important addition to my messy keyring.

[Jared Carlyle Burton @JaredCBurton]

@nr1012nicole @shekinahpizza wait longboarding makes you cool? Have I been cool this whole time?!

[Jared Carlyle Burton @JaredCBurton]

I forgot all about the #skinnymisery spree

[Jared Carlyle Burton @JaredCBurton]

Mom: "So now's the time to ask your brother for sage advice." My nine year old sister: "What if I become a lesbian?!"

[Jared Carlyle Burton @JaredCBurton]

@ericstone111 Holy crap! You can see the excess justice vent out through his jawbone! rekt.

[Jared Carlyle Burton @JaredCBurton]

'tis an excellent shanty here
https://t.co/muaSdZeyKg

[Jared Carlyle Burton @JaredCBurton]

Teaching my sis to make mac and cheese and singing sea shanties