Jared_D

T-Mobile Store Manager, Believer, Husband. Dogs are the best. My views are my own.

[Jared_D @jareddurall]

Me in the golf cart after a 3 putt triple bogey

[RT @RT_com]

Famous gorilla Kiyomasa falls into deep contemplation after spat with mate — caught on camera in Japanese zoo

[Jared_D @jareddurall]

A national treasure. Protect him at all costs

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Charley Barkley is one of one

[Jared_D @jareddurall]

Landry Shamet is slowly morphing into Dennis Feinstein

[Jared_D @jareddurall]

Me too. How many challenges do these teams get?! 😴

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

DONALD TRUMP HAS FALLEN ASLEEP IN MADISON SQUARE GARDEN WATCHING THE NBA FINALS 😭😭😭

[Jared_D @jareddurall]

Sounds like someone doesn’t want to win the World Cup

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Soccer would not exist without immigrants. Immigrants play and coach the game, work in the stadiums, fill the stands, and make celebrations like the World Cup possible. Six of the players on the US Men's National Team are immigrants.

We will not allow ICE or anyone else to sow fear in our communities — especially at this moment. As the world comes to our city, we will stand proudly with our immigrant neighbors and reject these attacks for what they are: an attempt to divide us.

[Jared_D @jareddurall]

Good thing he didn’t see the money on the other side of the safe

[WBRZ News @WBRZ]

According to a Baton Rouge Police warrant, Dejontay Wings, who used to work at Take 5 Oil Change in Baton Rouge, has been arrested after allegedly breaking into the Airline Highway business and stealing $200 from the safe. https://t.co/BWNPQ0UaeI

[Jared_D @jareddurall]

Correct. The cord should wrap around and plug into his b-hole

[MrTestoestrogen @MrTestoestrogen]

This has to be the WORST tattoo on any MMA fighter ever 🥴

[Jared_D @jareddurall]

Oh we found more ballots! This sounds so familiar 🤔

[Variety @Variety]

Los Angeles City Council member Nithya Raman has overtaken Spencer Pratt in the race for L.A.’s next mayor.

After trailing the Republican and former reality star in a distant third, Raman leapfrogged Pratt for second place after the latest round of ballots was counted on Sunday afternoon. https://t.co/m13CaZNpxx

[Jared_D @jareddurall]

“There should be a limit to how much wealth one can have” -Lewis Hamilton (wearing an outfit with enough cloth to clothe multiple children)

[Formula 1 @F1]

Arriving in style ✨

#F1 #MonacoGP

[Jared_D @jareddurall]

The group in front of me

[Stephen Gibbons @Gibboanxious]

Fred Astaire showcases a tap-dancing golf routine in the film Carefree in 1938.

[C3 @C_3C_3]

It could be worse.

He could have introduced the President.

[Jared_D @jareddurall]

IYKYK 😂

[⚕𝐕𝔦𝔱𝔞𝔩 🐦‍⬛ @CorvoVital]

Clavicular after 10 years of looksmaxxing

[T_p_tio 🎈 @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl]

"A man doesn't ask the mountain to be shorter"

[Jared_D @jareddurall]

Seinfeld. The office. Parks and rec.

[Seinfeldism @Seinfeldism1]

Eddie Murphy admits he watches “Seinfeld” just to get him in the mood for sleep. “I’m a huge fan of the Seinfeld show,” Murphy revealed. “I watch Seinfeld every night before I go to bed. Two episodes of Seinfeld, then lights out.” Who else uses #Seinfeld as a sleep aid?

[Jared_D @jareddurall]

Free him

[New York Post @nypost]

Cop arrested, fired for allegedly pointing gun at fellow officer who microwaved fish at police station https://t.co/DkE9a4Vx4h

[Jared_D @jareddurall]

Looney Toons ass fall

[New York Post @nypost]

Horror Moment Woman Falls into Manhole as Loose Cover Gives Way https://t.co/Ev2DJtHwop

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

The fact that a dog took this photo makes it even more impressive.

[DuneInfo @DuneInfo]

When people ask me what today's date is.

[Jared_D @jareddurall]

Need

[Raymond Williams @_raymondwill]

These upcoming Nike Pegasus 1's are inspired by literal sample notes from Tom Kim. While he was testing out pairs, Tom sent the Nike Golf team photos with various feedback notes marked directly on the shoes...