Jared GoofBall

[sbm @latinapolpot]

Dude who picked this out the trash gotta be the first ever bronsexual

[jack @actionjack69]

The Heat "leaking" that Bron opening presser was 100% PolyMart/Kalshi market manipulation btw

[newjabes @nuejaebs]

Giving celebrities expensive gifts has to be a top 5 goy activity

[Nick Brandel @MotorCityBanter]

Jan 14, 2024: Jared goff leads the Lions to their first playoff win in 32 years, defeating Matthew Stafford and the Rams:

🔹️277 Passing Yards
🔹️22/27 C/ATT
🔹️1 Touchdown

[313 Playbook @313Playbook]

Isaac TeSlaa knows ball

Culver’s >>>

[Football Analysis @FBallAnalysisYT]

I’m not giving up on Marvin Harrison Jr

[💡 @ChargersRuined]

I was hyping up anything wtf

[SleeperLions @SleeperDetroit]

Hey, @RockstarGames….. Fix this

[MikeKlis9NEWS @mikeklis9news]

Sources confirm #Broncos reached 4-year contract agreement with 3rd-rd pick Tyler Onyedim. (First @bylucaevans). It includes $1.83 billion signing bonus and worth $7.39m over 4.
All #Broncos draft picks now under contract.

[Joel Embiid @JoelEmbiid]

IT’S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING… PROUD TO BE A GOONER #COYG

[Orlando Magic @OrlandoMagic]

:D

brb

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Lakers win by 4. Bronny scored 5 points.

Lakers literally do not win this game without LeBron having sex.

[Jared GoofBall @JaredGoofyBalls]

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[Raya @rayaaasl]

Sahur sahur tung tung tung, sahur sahur tung tung tung,sahur sahurrr

[Larry Legend @larryislegend]

Jaden Ivy saw Pat Williams hoop 1x and concluded “Jesus ain’t die for this shit”. I feel him on that.

[kingtisemedia @kingtisemedia]

This reached a side of Twitter that doesn’t know it was posted because Patrick Williams is terrible at basketball lmao

[nick @nick__xo]

when your teammate has interior position on the defender and calls for the apple pie but instead of eating it he genuinely has visions of judgement day so the other team (catholics) capitalize and eat the apple pie instead.

[They Got Me @PaulTweetsRIP]

You can't be ass and crazy. Gotta pick one.

[Reece @DefaultReece]

Going on a homophobic rant will get you fired from just about any job so idk why anyone would think the NBA would be any different.