Jared Hoff

UA '20

[Zlatan Ibrahimović @Ibra_official]

I AM ZLATAN. THE MOVIE

[Ari Liljenwall @AriLiljenwall]

"I thought I would come to MLS and play with a cigarette in my mouth and instead it is difficult" from Gonzalo Higuain is an instant contender for MLS Player Quote of the Season, regardless of where you come down on the merits of his overall point

[Marcia Belsky @MarciaBelsky]

Just my opinion

[shawntilly lace @sh_wnee]

tHIS IS SO SAD

[Chris Branch @cbranch89]

the CDC is now recommending getting some craft beers with the fellas

[WindlePoons (PJ) @WindlePoons76]

Doesn't matter how badass you are, sometimes ya just need your pooh bear.

[Aaron West @oeste]

Oh my goodness

[Aaron West @oeste]

Nah what was the BUDGET for this ad man lmaaaaoooooo my LORD

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

This is like yesterday in reverse, every hour brings some new madness, but with each hour today, everything is getting better and better.

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

James Corden went on an impassioned six minute rant about the Super League 😤

(via @latelateshow)

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

One issue I’m very uncomfortable with is the threats towards players not being allowed to play for their national team. The players have nothing to do with this and should not be punished in this way. These owners don’t care about international football anyway.

[Retro United @Retro_Utd]

Jamie Carragher, Gary Neville and Jürgen Klopp, the nation salute you.

[Retro United @Retro_Utd]

The Glazers have legit just killed Man Utd. It genuinely feels like our 143 year history as a club has just gone in the bin.

[FootballJOE @FootballJOE]

It's not for everyone

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

Stick your treble up your arse.