Jared Karner

The most important thing you need to know is that you don't know shit.

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@HawkEmDownChris Ken Griffey Jr.

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It’s been two years to the day (crazy coincidence), since I left sent a tweet (X?) and felt the need to do so. @Wendys the “new” Spicy Chicken Sandwich is garbage.

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@VinnysCorner1 Moises Alou

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@FatThrash1906 @Hugeshow Are you looking at a different year? I’m not seeing any L’s on Michigans resume. Also see a top 5 SOS. Just trying to figure out where your facts are facting because… it isn’t.

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@newdimint Johnny Kane isn’t in the booth.

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You’re missing the point on this Lebron 1 on 1 argument @stephenasmith. When Lebron checks the ball to you, he will be guarding you. You won’t be able to shoot over him. He isn’t sagging off because you can’t get past him either. This isn’t a game of HORSE. This is live 1 on 1!

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@swaggolfco Are Christmas movie themed covers a thing of Swagmas past?

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@TheBigTenHuddle @nateajv2 I also heard from a source that if my aunt had balls, she’d be my uncle.

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@TheBigTenHuddle @nateajv2 How does this account have a check mark? I heard from a source that this account is being shut down.

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@MrOH1O Is this Ryan Day’s burner account. Was CJ Stroud also the issue? Did McCord just show up and say “I’m Ohio’s QB!” All tied to… Ryan Day.

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@ShruieAteNine Not sure he made you pay for anything. Also, would you prefer? He play sick, sound like shit for that $400 or wait until he’s healthy?

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@MichelobULTRA I’m already drinking though.

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@MichelobULTRA Hard pass

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Was going to spend a fortune at the @swaggolfco shop at Wrigley today… closed. Thought it was open daily?

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Wish I would have thought of this earlier… @swaggolfco I’m coming to Wrigley in a week for the Bruce Springsteen show. I would have bought a ton on anything “Boss” related at the store!

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@MiaBead Best I could get when they went on sale. Pit is life.

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@MiaBead My DM isn’t working inside the arena. If you can’t get rid of them, rescue me from the nose bleeds!!

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@MichelobULTRA 2-0… no?

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@RealSkipBayless You’re a real piece of shit @RealSkipBayless

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@realstewpeters What is wrong with you? Delete this