Jared Simon

Indiana Hoosiers and Baltimore Sports

[Jared Simon @JaredSimon18]

@Maxxwell_House @SethTow Settle down

[Jared Simon @JaredSimon18]

@Orioles Put an asterisk on this one

[Ben Garonzik @BenGaronzik]

Being garbage is so much more enjoyable when your best players are Jonathan Villar and Hanser Alberto instead of PETE ALONSO AND GUNNAR HENDERSON.

[Jared Simon @JaredSimon18]

Doc is not Cignetti

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Doc Rivers hit the Milwaukee Bucks with "Look at my resume, Google me" during a team meeting last month according to Shams Charania. And it wasn't received well

[Jared Simon @JaredSimon18]

@NewEraMiah Jamari Sharpe but he’s still at IU next season

[RAMEY @HoodieRamey]

Totally cool with the Ravens being with the villains of the league. Team needs a fire under their ass. Love it.

[Spenny Powers @ravens4dummies]

Good luck finding agents to negotiate with you!!!

*signs top remaining free agent 12 hours later*

[Jared Simon @JaredSimon18]

@elitetakes_ https://t.co/2w7L0YDhKl

[Sarah Ellison @sgellison]

Two days before signing a contract extension in 2023, Lamar Jackson posted a cryptic tweet featuring Sponge Bob and a smile face emoji.

Today, he posted another cryptic tweet featuring Training Day and the same smile emoji.

[Jared Simon @JaredSimon18]

@StatpadGame 🤚

[Jared Simon @JaredSimon18]

@CookedBy7 @Tyler_Nicol52 @TALKINGBALL1 He won��t be available after the 2nd

[Ben Stevens @BenScottStevens]

Let’s clear up some ~myths~ around Indiana football.

IU had 28 players in their last yr of eligibility in 2025.

Yes, it was T-6th most at the FBS level.

But of the 18 FBS teams w/ 24+ players in last yr of eligibility in 2025…

Only 2 (IU, TTU) made the CFP.

IU also did NOT rank Top 10 nat’l in NIL spending in 2025.

Only 5 of those teams made the CFP.

If it was just about age & money…

Everybody would simply go 16-0!

[Jared Simon @JaredSimon18]

Welcome to Baltimore Jesse Minter!

[Mary Kay Cabot @MaryKayCabot]

Breaking: #Chargers DC Jesse Minter is not interviewing for the #Browns HC job today as scheduled, likely because he feels like he has other HC opportunities that are more certain, sources tell clevelanddotcom.

[Jared Simon @JaredSimon18]

@Feinsand Tobias Harris

[Jared Simon @JaredSimon18]

@ravens4dummies Spent the entire season watching IU football on Saturdays make 0 mistakes and then ravens on Sundays make every mistake made me lose my mind.

[Jared Simon @JaredSimon18]

The greatest season I’ll ever witness from a team. Also the closest I’ll ever feel to a team being a senior and seeing us go from 3-9 to 16-0.

[Indiana Football @IndianaFootball]

Indiana, this one’s for you.

[ZFarm @ZFARM_]

Hey @masnOrioles can we bring back the cool intro now that we have 100% of the network

[Jared Simon @JaredSimon18]

@leedle_leedle__ @IngravenVids Ravens playoffs with Lamar: 6/8

Ravens playoffs with Flacco: 6/10

[Indiana Football @IndianaFootball]

Hey Hoosiers… SEE YOU IN MIAMI.

[Jared Simon @JaredSimon18]

@YFCNeedle @TheyAlreadyKnew

[Jared Simon @JaredSimon18]

@Ihurtyofeelings @IWCorriher @JackMac No, it’s not. https://t.co/cqajOgxIYw

[Tony Adragna @CoachAdragna]

@SYRmotsag @Rematch727 https://t.co/Dz4HCvWwH9

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