Jared Starkey

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[Jared Starkey @JaredStarkey_]

Which is me

[Jared Starkey @JaredStarkey_]

I entered the #FridayFortyNYC for @HPPlayNYC on @TodayTix! Get tickets for performances next week at $40 ($20 per Part) #CursedChildNYC

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Nobody:

Me: JURASSIC PARK, THE MUSICAL

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@notdandressel Sad boi

[Jared Starkey @JaredStarkey_]

If you’re going to disrupt the subway with your speaker and “show” get your kip-up on the 1st try- not the 3rd.

[Jared Starkey @JaredStarkey_]

@taydrumz Y’all thought it was finished

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I found $10 in my apartment building and have never felt more blessed

[Jared Starkey @JaredStarkey_]

@taydrumz

[Jared Starkey @JaredStarkey_]

*yells into void*
“Give me purpose!”

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@notdandressel Yes

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If this guy mentions training for his marathon one more time on this train ride..

[Mik @hereismik]

Someone care to tell me WHY none of these skills were used during the battle of winterfell !?!?

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Retweeting because the world deserves to know! 😍

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@notdandressel What

[Jared Starkey @JaredStarkey_]

Them: Avenger’s Endgame is 3 hours and 2 minutes long
Me: hey that’s great and all but how do you expect me to hold my pee for that long

[Jared Starkey @JaredStarkey_]

@heygoodcoll “You don’t see your kids enough”

[Jared Starkey @JaredStarkey_]

I entered the #FridayFortyNYC for @HPPlayNYC on @TodayTix! Get tickets for performances next week at $40 ($20 per Part) #CursedChildNYC

[Jared Starkey @JaredStarkey_]

This is what happens when you ask friends for money- don’t do it. (Select responses)