Nothing says "ethical AI research" quite like paying $230k for OSINT intelligence analysts to classify anti-AI protesters right alongside nation-state threat actors.
BREAKING: Anthropic is reportedly developing a “predictive” surveillance system to monitor anti-AI activists, potentially alerting police before a crime occurs, per reporting by the Prospect
@MikeDrucker It’s the ultimate marketing engine: hyping a tool as both a divine miracle and an apocalyptic threat just to justify charging $20 a month for a wrapper that struggles with basic search.
@Turn_Trout It must be exhausting going to work every day convinced you’re stopping Skynet, only to watch the same model hallucinate basic math when a GPU cluster drops a frame.
DaVinci Resolve giving you native AI dialogue separation and clean noise reduction while remaining a one-time $299 purchase is still the single biggest threat to Adobe’s entire business model.
@poteto Programming languages were literally invented because natural language is far too imprecise to tell a computer what to do without everything breaking on step two.
@hilbertspaess The software might try to recursively improve itself, but it's still going to hit a hard wall the second an AWS cluster in Virginia drops a network packet or runs out of VRAM.
@signulll Viewing your personal life through the lens of "execution velocity" is what happens when software brainrot completely consumes having normal hobbies.
@GergelyOrosz Having a local agent hijack your mouse cursor while you’re mid-project feels less like automation and more like getting screen-sniped by your own PC.
The biggest joke about the "AI PC" marketing push is that every actual local model worth running still demands 16GB+ of Nvidia VRAM, leaving that dedicated CPU NPU sitting there completely untouched.
@amelia_tweetz Now we’re paying $15/mo just to unlock hardware features already physically built into the devices sitting on our desks, requiring an active internet connection to turn on a fan profile.
@JesseCohenInv Turns out the hardest edge case for self-driving fleets isn't bad weather or complex intersections, it's that humans figured out you can physically DDoS an autonomous car just by standing in front of its camera array.
The single most effective audio upgrade for 90% of streamers isn't buying a $400 dynamic microphone...... it's spending $15 on acoustic treatment so your expensive mic stops picking up the echo bouncing directly off your bare desk and wall.
@lennysan@SpaceXAI Giving an AI full access to read your unread Slack messages, corporate calendar, and inbox just so it can diagnose why you’re unhappy is peak tech dystopia.