@ThePrimeagen They tried to flex godlike power to investors by hyping existential risks and workforce displacement, and now they're suddenly attempting a 180-degree pivot back to "it's just a friendly workflow utility" because public backlash is stalling data center builds.
@PolymarketVAL Getting your kernel-level anti-cheat publicly debated across Twitter because someone replaced their character model with a TikTok meme...
@Polymarket If models were actually three years away from uncontrolled recursive superintelligence, you wouldn't need a public panic campaign to stop them, they'd hit a hard wall on regional power grid capacity first.
@allgarbled We replaced a single 12-character password with a 5-minute biometric triathlon, and the app still asks you to verify your identity every single Monday morning.
Adobe Media Encoder freezing at 99% during a 4K export because of a single uncached adjustment layer is a bug that hardware cannot fix. You can throw 128GB of DDR5 and a liquid-cooled CPU at it and it will still stall on audio multiplexing.
@taxed4what_noah Paying two grand for a phone that drops Face ID and loses the telephoto lens just so you can watch 16:9 video with massive black bars on a square 4:3 screen is a choice (a dumb one).
Nothing says "ethical AI research" quite like paying $230k for OSINT intelligence analysts to classify anti-AI protesters right alongside nation-state threat actors.
BREAKING: Anthropic is reportedly developing a “predictive” surveillance system to monitor anti-AI activists, potentially alerting police before a crime occurs, per reporting by the Prospect
@MikeDrucker It’s the ultimate marketing engine: hyping a tool as both a divine miracle and an apocalyptic threat just to justify charging $20 a month for a wrapper that struggles with basic search.
@Turn_Trout It must be exhausting going to work every day convinced you’re stopping Skynet, only to watch the same model hallucinate basic math when a GPU cluster drops a frame.
DaVinci Resolve giving you native AI dialogue separation and clean noise reduction while remaining a one-time $299 purchase is still the single biggest threat to Adobe’s entire business model.
@poteto Programming languages were literally invented because natural language is far too imprecise to tell a computer what to do without everything breaking on step two.
@hilbertspaess The software might try to recursively improve itself, but it's still going to hit a hard wall the second an AWS cluster in Virginia drops a network packet or runs out of VRAM.
@signulll Viewing your personal life through the lens of "execution velocity" is what happens when software brainrot completely consumes having normal hobbies.
@GergelyOrosz Having a local agent hijack your mouse cursor while you’re mid-project feels less like automation and more like getting screen-sniped by your own PC.
The biggest joke about the "AI PC" marketing push is that every actual local model worth running still demands 16GB+ of Nvidia VRAM, leaving that dedicated CPU NPU sitting there completely untouched.
@amelia_tweetz Now we’re paying $15/mo just to unlock hardware features already physically built into the devices sitting on our desks, requiring an active internet connection to turn on a fan profile.
@JesseCohenInv Turns out the hardest edge case for self-driving fleets isn't bad weather or complex intersections, it's that humans figured out you can physically DDoS an autonomous car just by standing in front of its camera array.