Jared Wardlaw

Mistake maker who also happens to make movies.

[Jared Wardlaw @JaredWardlaw]

@columnthirteen @kshanft @kshanfoto

[Asher Perlman @asherperlman]

Jessica Walters arriving in heaven, meeting St Peter, only to discover he is actually Gene Parmesan.

[Lauren McKenzie @TheMcKenziest]

America... where your credit score says you can’t afford to pay a $700 mortgage so you pay $1200 rent

[Justin Jackson @ThisJustyn_]

Tell me the difference between congress members owning stock then having the power to regulate the stock market and sports referees betting on games then having the power to dictate how that game turns out? Interesting that only one is illegal

[Gus Danger Johnson @Gusbuckets]

This is so shameful.

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

damn girl you got that chef boyardee rolling can commercial pussy

[WeatherNation @WeatherNation]

JUST IN!!! Timelapse video of a severe thunderstorm moving into #Nashville , Tennessee moments ago! #TNwx

[Justin Jackson @ThisJustyn_]

Government has spent $5 trillion through 4 bills and you still have to pay your rent on no income lol

[Jared Wardlaw @JaredWardlaw]

Mortgage and Rent (Commercial and Residential) - 3 Month Emergency Deferment and Forgiveness Bill - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/qEitMCrSly via @Change

[Julia Simons @DrJulia_Simons]

Panic buying is a symptom of a dysfunctional society diseased with individualism

To those with litres of soap at home- do you realise that to slow the transmission of COVID-19 you need other people to be cleaning their hands too?!

A fortress of toilet paper will not protect you

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer.

[Shayne Topp @supershayne]

Sonic isn’t special. Any hedgehog can do cocaine.

[Jared Wardlaw @JaredWardlaw]

Wasn’t ready......
Just like someone’s grandma wasn’t ready when I broken into her basement and tried to steal all of Tupperware and Werther’s candies. PICTURED ABOVE: Me being caught by someone’s grandma. CIRCA 10… https://t.co/oJfli06FRq

[Jared Wardlaw @JaredWardlaw]

MANIA! Part 2. #horror #80shorror #synthwave #vaporwave #mania https://t.co/TT8ukv4I2p

[Jared Wardlaw @JaredWardlaw]

MANIA! https://t.co/r3ria9sfm2

[San Francisco Giants @SFGiantsFans]

We don't have a photoshop graphic tribute prepared.

Bumgarner is not coming back to the Giants.

[george watsky @gwatsky]

might not seem like it as the time but rejection is progress. dragging your feet in fear of rejection is not. if you get rejected the answer was no, is no, and was always gonna be no. well now you know and can move on to find the thing/person/ that's right for you

[Kerry Crowley @KO_Crowley]

Kevin Pillar hit home run No. 19. It's 7-7. I'm more convinced than ever before the #SFGiants will have a 20-home run hitter this year.

[Alex @RealSFDynasty]

Make that two games above .500 and counting. 17-3 in the last 20 games. The #SFGiants are just absolutely insane right now.