Jaret Sullivan

[Jaret Sullivan @JaretSullivan]

I’m gonna start using animal names as insults. Imagine arguing and getting called a Grebe

[Jaret Sullivan @JaretSullivan]

Whoever started the myth that turkeys can’t fly obviously has very little experience around turkeys

[Jaret Sullivan @JaretSullivan]

Mirrors scare me. I don’t trust them.

[Jaret Sullivan @JaretSullivan]

If you say string trimmer and not weed wacker, then I hate you and you’re dead to me.

[Jaret Sullivan @JaretSullivan]

Horses are just big dumb stupid dogs with hard feet

[Jaret Sullivan @JaretSullivan]

If silence were loudness, then owls would be the loudest flying birds #truefacts

[Jaret Sullivan @JaretSullivan]

@Hockeyguy0109 See you in another 5 years ✌🏻

[Jaret Sullivan @JaretSullivan]

If you take care of chickens, then you’re a chicken tender.

[Jaret Sullivan @JaretSullivan]

@molly_hutson I’m surprised too

[Jaret Sullivan @JaretSullivan]

@DC_Dolphin @shawn When I played you my shooters went cold after you hit one rebound

[Jaret Sullivan @JaretSullivan]

@Shawn I think someone secretly recorded one of us playing against @DC_Dolphin and posted it on twitter https://t.co/G4cKFHQo0i

[Jaret Sullivan @JaretSullivan]

@GasperShawn @DC_Dolphin Shawn this is us against Damian https://t.co/22IoeGSvue

[Jaret Sullivan @JaretSullivan]

@molly_hutson I actually am too

[Jaret Sullivan @JaretSullivan]

@molly_hutson @jakesullivan94 @SpongebobMemory 😂😂

[Jaret Sullivan @JaretSullivan]

@GasperShawn @HilariousEdited @DC_Dolphin would also enjoy this 😉

[Jaret Sullivan @JaretSullivan]

@GasperShawn 😂😂 https://t.co/ny7NgHd8G3

[Jaret Sullivan @JaretSullivan]

@GasperShawn @abbmaster98 legion ball!!! https://t.co/kqEXKzeEjK

[Big League Digest @BigLeagueDigest]

When the Taco Bell you ate before the game hits you in the fourth inning

[Jaret Sullivan @JaretSullivan]

@DC_Dolphin @GradyJarrett haha I've watched this so many times! It's awesome

[WisSports.net @wissportsnet]

Week 4 U.S. Army Football Team of the Week Nominees #wisfb -- https://t.co/JHB5wKfnro