Jared

[Jared @Jarhead665]

When someone is talking to bae.

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

I will pay the fines for any @MLB Christian player who wears a Bible verse on their uniform.
@MLB is ANTI-CHRISTIAN

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Trump won we don’t have to do this anymore

[J @JoeHallenbeck17]

T H E F U C K I S A K I L O M E T E R ! ! !

[Liz Churchill @liz_churchill10]

Your husband literally used a cigar as a sex toy on an intern in the Oval Office. Just shut up.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The fact that I wasn’t funded by the SPLC proves I’m not a Nazi

[Jared @Jarhead665]

@smbagger1 @AlbertBreer The coach literally don’t want the kid on his team😂

[Viking Rob @VikingRobVWO]

Pete Buttigiege

[TreVeyon Henderson @TreVeyonH4]

“Blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness’ sake, For theirs is the kingdom of heaven.”
Matthew 5:10

[Rep. Anna Paulina Luna @RepLuna]

Okay, this is the one time I’m going to advocate for @RepSwalwell:

He’s definitely not smart enough to have knowingly colluded with the CCP. Now Eric, in the future, if she’s above a 6 and making passes at you, she’s definitely a spy. You’re welcome.

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

@GavinNewsom Not sure if your comms guy read who Patrick Bateman is… but I don’t think comparing yourself to Patrick Bateman is the flex you think it is

[Bask @baskgod]

Best running back Brady ever played with

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

This is exactly how a corrupt governor responds when someone starts exposing fraud.

[Fight Back Podcast @ShieldsClips]

Wouldn't it be crazy if they harvest our wisdom teeth for some sort of secret longevity treatment for the jews

[Jared @Jarhead665]

What a fuckin clown show. They do this because they know YOU californias will keep voting for idiots like this.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Hey Nick Shirley … any insight here?

[Ilia Topuria @Topuriailia]

Once again Islam comes up with an excuse. This time it’s an injury.
I always knew I would be part of the White House event. Even when the UFC told me at one point that they wouldn’t count on me for the event, I knew it was part of the negotiation.
When they finally told me I would be on the White House card, they mentioned Islam and I didn’t hesitate for a second to accept the fight.
Even though the fight hadn’t been officially confirmed yet, the White House card was going to be announced the next day. And when I woke, I found out that Islam had gotten injured.
And then Justin Gaethje appeared.
Once again, someone else who will pay for Islam’s escape.
Both of their manager is a bitch and also ugly as hell.
Justin, see you at the White House. I’m not someone who humiliates people.
It will be quick. When you wake up, everything will already be over.

[Isaiah L. Carter 🇺🇸 @IsaiahLCarter]

Go fuck yourself, Senator.

As a Black man, go fuck yourself.

Especially when I KNOW you're attempting to triangulate Black people into giving Third World ILLEGALS voting rights, so YOUR accursed political entity can stay in power forever and ever.

You're an evil man.

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

Remember when Rand Paul referred Fauci for criminal indictment and Biden ignored and then pardoned Fauci?

Remember when Rand Paul referred Fauci again for criminal prosecution and Pam Bondi ignored?

[Shadow of Ezra @ShadowofEzra]

Hillary Clinton loses her mind when asked about pizza being used as a code word for trafficking children in the Epstein files.

Clinton says Pizzagate was totally made up, caused violence, and that she has no way of answering the question.

Clinton admits on the record that she has not taken any steps to review any new information about Pizzagate.

“I can’t believe you’re even referencing it.”

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Hey Eric I’d never heard of you but quick google search said you were literally removed from House Intelligence Committee for having your office infiltrated by a Chinese spy named Fang Fang😭😭 Can’t even make it up. Maybe sit out the National Security lectures. Politicians man🫣