Jared Guy

Remember, sex is like air - no big deal unless you're not getting any

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Jacinda Ardern: Endometriosis NEEDS New Zealand Funding - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/g00InLgKb9 via @Change

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DC just dropped a collection of free NFTs for DC FanDome. I got Nubia, Wonder Woman. To get your free NFT, register for DC's FanDome event at https://t.co/4RrmBxdMkU #DCComicsNFT #DCFanDome

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@edgarwright Watched Hot Fuzz for about the 40th time after a 3 hr long anxiety attack only to notice a new joke. Thank you for putting in a joke very few people would ever spot. It made my fucking day. Your attention to detail blows me away

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@SethGreen Hey Seth, just watched your Collider Live interview and went to try buy movie. I am in New Zealand, is there any way I can purchase the movie other than itunes? Movie looks great :)

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Just grabbed HitFilm Express for free! Powerful video editor with 140+ effects included for Mac & PC #filmmaking https://t.co/kWs15sD8mH

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@JoshMacuga
During Collider live while Roxie talking about families having sex.
“Roxie, take a breather here” the delivery was perfect. Made my day
😂😂😂😂

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@JoshMacuga Im pretty sure it was a body double. But considering we’ve seen her grow up it was not needed to show anything. I think a cutaway would have been fine.

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@SuzanneRobins1 @ShenahRowe @KTHopkins @jacindaardern Why are you bringing up gun laws during a bombing attack? How would restricting gun laws help here?

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Been a long time since I tweeted. What's up y'all?

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@ladygaga Hey LG! One of my team at work is your biggest fan. She is only 17 but has had a recent health scare and I know a message from you would mean the world to her.Her name is Maddie and honestly, every time I ask if there is a music request. I get two words. Lady Gaga!thx😁

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@SineaddeVries Rude, we don't get it in New Zealand. Sure, we may be safe from Nuclear Attack but no Infinity War! At what cost.......

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@edgarwright I am kidding of course. Baby driver was incredible. Keep it up!

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@edgarwright Can you make a movie about being stuck in traffic? A sort of 12 angry men meets planes, trains and automobiles. Or do you want. You're the genius after all.

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@WPLearningLab I am trying to change the size of my contact form on the main page. It is appearing huge and I need it smaller, could you give me some advice please? thanks

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#MusicHeardInHell Too easy to go for Nickleback, I'm thinking Eifel 65 "I'm Blue" Pure torture.

[ʞɔiwbɿɒH ꙅiɿʜƆ @hardwick]

In the 2 decades I've been using USB connectors I don't think I have EVER put one in properly without having to flip it over. Not. One. Time.

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@Ryan_Is_Driving Man, so good to have you back.

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@SineaddeVries I agree, kinda like how I love sex, and I love having dinner with my parents. They just don't need to be merged.....