Mark Jackson

Paying for my previous life's good times.

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@Tripple_JC @marknorm Fan o comedy. That's you.

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@MarkHamill @mluckovichajc I'm really sad that Luke Skywalker ended up being this.

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@OpieRadio @CardiffElect You've been doing this since you were 18 and this is the best you have? Seriously? Seriously.

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@OpieRadio I mean, at least someone's giving attention to Greg now. God knows it's not from that awful "Opie fucks up drinking beer" show.

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@CherokeeBlood10 @elonmusk One time I rode in an elevator with @DonaldJTrumpJr . We're just replying with things that have nothing to do with his post, right?

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@bearsaremean @elonmusk Don't break your neck trying to find yours

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@UberEats that's about right

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@UberEats why is this always the case?

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@TMobileHelp I would like an explanation for why after FIVE replacement home gateways I still can't get one that works?

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@TMobileHelp Still waiting. Maybe I just won't pay my bill. I'll get 2 before I get someone on the line.

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@TMobileHelp This is how long I've been on hold after my call back and after you shipped my order to the wrong address. Cancelling my service. Way to go.

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@hulu fuck you. Why do I have to reactivate my device every single time I try to use it? Dog shit. Just like your service.

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@toughbynature @KellyO @RonDeSantisFL Mine too, not his pedo son.

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@KellyO @RonDeSantisFL We shouldn't be making fun of a man clearly suffering from advanced Alzheimer's.

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Anyone else wish Corn-Pop had a shotgun?

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@IKEAUSA Hey Ikea! Always great to get out and check out your most used signñ

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@fnbo I'm trying to set up an online banking profile and it just tells me "enrollment failed"

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@UPSHelp I have a package that was supposed to be delivered a week ago, there have been 3 operational errors and 2 emergency situations. What is going on?

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@olivegarden Thanks, because your app sucks so bad, I just ordered from someone else on Uber eats. (You're killing it!)

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@olivegarden Your app just lost you a sale