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@antraibick 2 chains or flaka

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@venmo why am I going through these backwards riddles to unfreeze my account
Would love a cheat code or hint for help

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I love when older generations talk about how fucked the future is because of millennials... uh you guys do realize global warming is like all your fault right?

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@NFL if y'all were smart you would just make The schedules so the teams with a bye week play the next Thursday night game...

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@AdamBinkoski Derek

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Goddamn second graders think they are so cool on the back of the bus flipping me off on my way to work...I hope your parents get divorced

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@antraibick @ryanpalko1 @KirknerJ0n Raibick bumped into me at a party once and it was basically the same thing

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Had 2 dreams last night and they both were about me drinking water at the commons

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So did y'all girls end up getting that free bathing suit for posting that picture in Insta??

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Just drove behind someone reporting the news outside the court house for bill Cosby.. did some dumb shit.. I hope it doesn't go on tv..

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@brittneyabreu What's the cloud