Jarred Jones

In West Philadelphia born and raised On the playground where I spent most of my days Chilling out maxing relaxing all cool... Radio Presenter/Producer

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New Episode of How To Be An Icon on Anthony Bourdain: https://t.co/aCc5xaphQL

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You know the sequel to Hook?

Hook 2: And Spit On That Thang

[Stu King @Stu_King]

I put @CharlesMartinet into the #MarioBrosMovie and it’s excellent. #ReleaseTheMartinetCut #MarioMovie

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At least now she can be reunited with her husband The Macho Man Randy Savage 😢😢😢

[ᏕᎧᎩ ᏕúᎮᏋᏒ ᎴᏝ 🗝₊˚⊹ ♡ @gwenisonline]

Every bad bitch has been a barista once

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Idea: AudiBill. You pay a bloke called Bill to come to your home and read you a book. If you want to take him on the go he'll give you and cassette tape of him reading. £9.99 a month.

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@ZombiePeen Too right 😉

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@ZombiePeen He had a wife called Deborah and in fact no one loved him…comedy gold.

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@itsbinkybee You cook vegetables wrong is my controversial opinion.

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@ZombiePeen A bad case of the Mondays

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“I hate humanity and democracy was a mistake but I love lasagna” Chris Pratt as Garfield (2023)

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I only consume 3 different liquids; coffee, white claw and urine... what of it?

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10 white claws and sitting on cakes will do that to you

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@ZombiePeen I love it when they try to one up there bros and then realise they actually don’t like hot sauce 😍🥵

[kay @kay_92xxx]

Love this photo of the power couple machine gun Kelly and Megan fox

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@ZombiePeen I mean you can

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@ZombiePeen …but no you see it’s funny because he turned himself into a pickle!!! Funniest shit I’ve ever seen! You gotta watch it bro 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️😭

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Well there we go everyone, ignore my last tweet, we have science and @ZombiePeen to thank for this answer