Jarred R Human 🧟‍♀️💻🔪

she/her a lovable asshole ☠️ LGBTQ+ Ally 🏳️‍🌈 married. dms closed. lover of random things,hater of most people 😎

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Maybe someday, transgender people in America will have as many rights as guns do.

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

436 LGBTQ+ candidates won their elections this year, breaking previous records. The GOP was looking for a red wave and got a Rainbow Wave! 🏳️‍🌈🙌🏽

[One Take 🎬 @OneTakeNews]

"Without Batman, crime has no punchline"

(🎨 via @MJHiblen)

[Joseph Scrimshaw @JosephScrimshaw]

Daylight Saving Time is increasingly hard to notice when my digital are devices are like, "What? Nothing happened. We know what time it is."

And my stove is left blinking and screaming, "IT HAPPENED! TIME SHIFTED UNNATURALLY! THEY'RE ALL LYING! ONLY I KNOW! ONLY I REMEMBER!"

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Tonight we must set our clocks back, but on Tuesday we must move our country forward.

VOTE.

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

“gay son or thot daughter?” baby, those are blessings. let’s make it challenging. pick me daughter or incel son. choose one

[keely flaherty @keelyflaherty]

too old for tik tok, too young for facebook, too weird for linkedin, not weird enough for reddit, too ugly for instagram…where will i go now

[HalloweenVerse @HalloweenVerse]

Already ready
#Halloween2023

[Cody Schibi @codyschibi]

November 1st. Pass it on…

[bean🌱 @hostile_bean]

this is so funny i can’t stop watching

[Michael Myers @RealMMyers78]

November 1st…

[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

Here's Fox News' report on Paul Pelosi's attacker... with annotations.