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@insanedelaine Right? I’m old stop putting me on doubles

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Got me a real ass job making Negroni spagliattos now

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Got me a real ass job making coffee

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My toxic trait is that I can always convince myself spending $200 on clothes is less expensive than spending it on bills

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@iamcardib @martssbee

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Dentists offices are a scam and I want in

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I can never figure out if the stomach pain is causing the anxiety or if the anxiety is causing the stomach pain

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@insanedelaine Seconded. Also “My Goodies”

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Literally

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

stop saying bad stuff to me! only say good stuff. i dint like bad stuff said to me

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@yelyahdekavita Get an anatomy book and learn what’s underneath the skin. Here’s the one I have:

Human Anatomy for Artists: The... https://t.co/2FtxNiUgcy

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@richardkilla_ You’re gay?

[Spotify @Spotify]

@Harry_Styles Is it Friday yet?

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Can we all agree that this emoji 🥰 is trying too hard

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@iamcardib Leave again but this time with his wallet

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My body will really wake me up after 6 hours and be like that’s enough sleep, then halfway through the day remind me that it was, in fact, nowhere near enough sleep.

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@martssbee I literally bought a second closet because I can’t stop buying clothes

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Can we sanction Florida next?

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@RealQuickGG @Pokemon It’s the white controllers for me

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Remember when Lady Gaga inaugurated Joe Biden

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

if you like euphoria you will looove therapy