Jarrod Alonge

I literally make Warped Tour memes for a living. Owner of @BoketoMedia, guitarist of @crazy88official, brains behind @ChodezillaMusic.

[Chodezilla Records @ChodezillaMusic]

Watch the lyric video on YouTube 🍕

🔗 https://t.co/HEitojS9Cz

[Chodezilla Records @ChodezillaMusic]

Punk rock gatekeeping, but it's an MGK song 🎸

Stream & download Sunrise Skater Kids' new song "Featuring Travis Barker" from the new album 'FRIENDWORLD' coming Summer 2026!

🔗 https://t.co/dDrdRepqTP

[Jarrod Alonge @JarrodAlonge]

@STLaVallee How about a moon with pepperonis

[Jarrod Alonge @JarrodAlonge]

Sunrise Skater Kid's new full-length album 'FRIENDWORLD' drops SUMMER 2026 🍕

Today is the 10-year anniversary of SSK's debut album 'FRIENDVILLE', the greatest pop punk album ever released. I've been accused of teasing an album that doesn't actually exist. Well, this is it.

[Jarrod Alonge @JarrodAlonge]

This will be an extremely chaotic album rollout. More album details and new songs will come out in the very near future. Until then, thanks for jamming with me all these years, and see you in THE GREATEST POP PUNK SUMMER EVER LET'S GO HYPE HYPE POP PUNK REVIVAL 2K26 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕

[Jarrod Alonge @JarrodAlonge]

Will the single go up on streaming platforms? Who knows. I need raw email addresses since our tech overlords have ruined digital marketing and I loathe using these dumb platforms to promote music. Maybe I'll leak the album early to everyone who downloads the single.

[Jarrod Alonge @JarrodAlonge]

I haven't really posted much of anything in 2025, so if you're interested in what I've been cooking this year you can read this update: https://t.co/aovbbQiwlm

Thanks for a decade of supporting dumb parody music, and see you in 2026! 🎉

[Jarrod Alonge @JarrodAlonge]

Happy 10th birthday to 'Beating a Dead Horse' 🐎

We *could* celebrate with fresh new music, but that's simply not appropriate for an album about lazy songwriting.

So, here's a compilation of 35 nearly-unlistenable AI slop covers. Enjoy!

Free download 👉 https://t.co/aovbbQiwlm

[Jarrod Alonge @JarrodAlonge]

Daniel was probably one of the best drummers ever, and Dave helped me out a decade ago when I was trying to find producers for my 2nd album.

Anyway, this is a good time for you to watch one of my all-time favorite videos: https://t.co/HSWEGP1bLL

[Jarrod Alonge @JarrodAlonge]

Happy Mother's Day to all the mommies, including @rachelalonge, whomst birthed our 2nd girl (Florence) this past Monday.

She appears to be a carbon copy of our 1st, perhaps 5% more Italian. We're one step closer to assembling the greatest punk rock sister band of all time.

[Jarrod Alonge @JarrodAlonge]

I (expectedly) failed to produce another video leading up to the birth of my SECOND child, but the time/energy was better spent elsewhere. Pay no mind to how physically ill I'll appear the next time you see me.

Anyway, make sure you buy them an appropriately-sized controller.

[Jarrod Alonge @JarrodAlonge]

Did you know that OnlyFans takes a 20% cut on all bathwater revenue?

I appreciate the feedback on my last YouTube video + the dozens of you who actually purchased memberships via my (very buggy) app. Major improvements in just the last 5 days thanks to volunteer beta testers.

[Jarrod Alonge @JarrodAlonge]

New video about why direct funding platforms like Patreon, Kickstarter and Bandcamp aren't as cool as they seem.

I'm also launching my own all-in-one funding app for creators because (1) I learned HTML from MySpace and (2) I don't trust billionaires.

https://t.co/WbpCeY9xYR

[Jarrod Alonge @JarrodAlonge]

I am very casually launching an all-in-one direct funding app for creators that competes with platforms like Patreon, Kickstarter and Bandcamp.

Also made a 20-minute video. You can watch it now... through the actual app. Check your email for free access.

https://t.co/SE5WCtetb3

[Jarrod Alonge @JarrodAlonge]

I'm posting this extremely late since it was during my year of social media abstinence, but I had the privilege of joining @PattyxWalters and Harry a few months ago on @cursedfilmclub to discuss the 1991 masterpiece Samurai Cop in great detail.

🔗 https://t.co/TMmkOrMokI

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I'm now answering any and all questions on Discord. Brownie points for dumb questions that have nothing to do with anything.

https://t.co/SXejzUUTM1

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Tomorrow evening at 5:00 PM EST I'll be hosting a Q&A on the @BoketoMedia Discord to discuss the future of the server. Goal is to make it the dopest server ever leading into 2025. Be there or be square.

🔗 https://t.co/wH29t4VhOf

[Jarrod Alonge @JarrodAlonge]

Tomorrow evening at 5:00 PM EST I'll be hosting a Q&A on the @BoketoMedia Discord to discuss the future of the server. Goal is to make it the dopest server ever leading into 2025. Be there or be square.

🔗 https://t.co/wH29t4VhOf

[CrazyEightyEight 狂88 @crazy88official]

'Columbarium' has over 100k streams just on Spotify!

Thanks for still being there after so many years of no music. We're beyond hyped for new drops in 2025, and the next time you hear from us we'll have more info on 'Covers, Vol. 3' ❤️

https://t.co/e1bKxEc5ZU