はいrrod Landells

Give chickpeas a chance

[はいrrod Landells @JarrodLandells]

I see my beloved @Fitzroy_FC is trending again in relation to awful #AFL results.

It's been done. Be it Melbourne, Gold Coast or now West Coast, it's played out as a measure of shock value...

I do hope the echoes of our days in the sun, dark times and rebirth can be heard (1/3)

[はいrrod Landells @JarrodLandells]

UCL villains just built different

[はいrrod Landells @JarrodLandells]

I'm so irrationally sad about this one, should be approaching game 150 with multiple flags under his belt too

[Brisbane Lions @brisbanelions]

Thank you Kiddy! ❤️

[Mark Malone @soundmigration]

Mark Zuckerberg pretending to enjoy Guinness is my new favourite thing.

[はいrrod Landells @JarrodLandells]

@AndrewGigacz Grammared me right into stunsville

[はいrrod Landells @JarrodLandells]

I think this is the first time I've seen the verbification of "stunner" ala versus "who are you versing today?" @AndrewGigacz

[CODE Cricket @codecricketau]

Steve Smith 🤝 Stunners in the slips

Name a more iconic duo.

READ MORE ▶️ https://t.co/7YfKUprnjL

[sportsindustry @footyindustryAU]

A great read: "Forgotten Sports Stories: The Incredible History of PNG Rugby League"

https://t.co/COUyWQ1a3C

[はいrrod Landells @JarrodLandells]

Forza Hellas! #AustraliaCup

[South Melbourne FC @smfc]

Our lineup is in for the Hahn Australia Cup Final

All to play for, let's go South 💙

[SBS Audio @SBSAudio]

SBS is reviewing its language services to ensure they reflect Australia today.
Visit https://t.co/GdV3WUWHRN to learn more and have your say.
#LSR2026 #SBSAudio

[はいrrod Landells @JarrodLandells]

Livestream you say? Oh tsk tsk tsk, how awful. And how's democracy and societal values holding up? To shreds you say?

[はいrrod Landells @JarrodLandells]

@seanHPN I mean I spent most of my early life on Phillip Island and for sure the plovers were the ones to watch out for. Now living in Melbourne, it would have to be like a 50-1 ratio of magpie to plover encounters

[AFL Women's @aflwomens]

The Saints' round nine game against the Pies will be Nick Dal Santo's last as coach, @RileyBev reports.

Details: https://t.co/FIsjWT5Wmr

[Toilet Paper Australia @toiletpaperaus1]

One Nation has finally launched their policies, less than 2 months before the Victorian election.

Look at the authorisation at the bottom… are they… AI generating their policies?

They certainly are AI generating their content!

[はいrrod Landells @JarrodLandells]

Wait, where did his hair go? 🤔

[Football360.com.au @football360au]

Goalkeeper sent off in the LAST MINUTE of a final. An outfielder takes the gloves… Just watch what happens next 🤯

Thank god Western Australia streams its amateur football 😅🇦🇺

[League Tees @LeagueTees]

It's footy trip time ....(one for Know Your History @ShannonGill13 ?) 🇯🇵

[はいrrod Landells @JarrodLandells]

@AndrewGigacz Oh there's so many too

Zen Hughesy? Is that something we can workshop?

[はいrrod Landells @JarrodLandells]

@onepercentas

[はいrrod Landells @JarrodLandells]

Realpolitik is just a great term to chuck into footy discourse™️

Cody a real one for this

[Cody Atkinson @CapitalCityCody]

@greenlitaccount @seanHPN And that's why a trade like this works in a realpolitik sense. Hawks LM are building for this three-five year compromised Tas window. If they win a flag or maybe make GF, everyone is keeping jobs and getting promoted. If not...

Bombers aren't going to crest until after then.