Dennys Quaid

They say im a "smooth mix of Fran Fine and Danny Devito"

[Dennys Quaid @Jarrymasters]

who do you think is hotter?

[Dennys Quaid @Jarrymasters]

@doomoog @daveloach2 Baby, there is no Salvation Army in bushwick

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

real talk? that lady who was like ���yassss, king solomon, cut the baby in half!! 😍😍😍” was truly insane and i wish the guys who wrote the bible invested a little more time in her backstory because girl what

[erika @yeeeerika]

a crispy diet coke should be free if it’s Urgent

[SillySimmuz @sillysimmuz]

"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked bella goth and she said hooba noobie

[mike oxsmol @greetinghimeros]

God I love New York. Where else can you get an iced coffee.

[family friendly era @BhadDhad]

open Twitter and drag Alessia Cara one last time.

[H @haaannnnaahhhh]

Britani writing “I want to invite Bronwyn to tea instead of Mary” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #RHOSLC

[itsonlyzach @itsonlyzach]

SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME LOOK TO THE WESTERN SKY

[mads @phonyrappers]

me if saying “i like my sootcase” 800 times a day was illegal

[. @ysxibv137]

I like my sootcase

[Dennys Quaid @Jarrymasters]

@cashflowdar Is this about me????

[Dennys Quaid @Jarrymasters]

@mattw0ng_ And the Mets are daddy?

[jay @djamesse_]

jigsaw: in front of you are two bell peppers. one cures you from the poison running through your body and one turns you into a gorilla. choose wisel-

me:

[Dennys Quaid @Jarrymasters]

@mattw0ng_ You run?

[Dennys Quaid @Jarrymasters]

@cashflowdar Only once here!

[Big Brother Hub UK | 🏳️‍🌈 @BigBrotherHubUK]

BREAKING NEWS: “Tiffany mistakenly thinks David Gest is dead | Day 7” just received a 59 minute standing ovation from me in my bedroom after watching it for the 200th time!