Josh

[i, scentwhore #3 🍀 lena @heartz4hyunbin]

#SuA of #Dreamcatcher turns 32 today, something Charlie Kirk was unable to do

[SIMONE 🩷 @parasocialyte]

hey my wife and i saw you from across the bar and we really want to eat your pasta

[Denims @DenimsTV]

was it really worth it

[🧘🏽‍♀️ @iluvt1gers]

🤣

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

garlic is to cooking as vanilla extract is to baking in that the amount i add to my food is guided by reckless extravagance and utter disregard, verging on mild contempt, for the recipe as written

[viviana 🫀 @chipilonita]

crazy alcoholic guy across the street is flashing a strobe light at a police helicopter and yelling “get outta my airspace you fucking pigs” and i do in fact have to give it to him this time

[masha @masha_slp]

Unfortunately I do enjoy being ruder to someone who was rude to me first

[TINA SNOW @theestallion]

You can be the most beautiful woman with an awesome personality and ride for only ONE guy and he will still find away to fuck over you

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

bro people look down on drug addicts while they’re addicted to their phone, food, a person and have a drinking problem. we’re all dabbling in escapism, yours is just more socially acceptable.

[Thia is with … 😏✌️💋🔥 @ThiaBallerina]

Iranian hackers threatening to wipe all of America’s debt and credit scores. Lol. Do you need all nine digits of my social or the only the last four?

[Pukicho @pukicho]

If you voted for Trump, kill yourself. I don't care if you regret your choice. You have the foresight of a gnat.

[Brad @Brad__22]

I remember shoving chunks of beef down our throats at a friends’ house in SF after another mutual friends’ wedding in 23. I was cutting a piece and you didn’t want to wait “honey badger eats what he wants” 🤣. I made the clutch move of getting us all emergency endoscopies at 1am

[Andreas Kirsch 🇺🇦 @BlackHC]

A timely Soviet joke:

A man comes to a newsstand every day, scans the front page, and leaves disappointed.

One day the vendor asks what he's looking for. The man says an obituary.

"But, Comrade, the obituaries are at the back." The man replies, "Not the one I’m looking for."

[Aristo @aristomarinetti]

My secret advantage is that I'm having fun.

[lia @tallsnail]

love trash day. love hearing that truck. humans getting stuff done. cooperation. logistics. municipal services. civilization.

[Malcolm Harris @BigMeanInternet]

One of the nice things about the ICE response not being led by the organized left is that people yell politically incorrect insults at the officers. I'm not gonna say that shit, but I can't promise not to laugh.

[csz @cszabla]

“we interrupt this breaking news about america’s latest bombing run, territorial threats, and police killing to bring you the latest mass shooting”