maxwell jarus

1. Bron 2. Jordan

[maxwell jarus @JarusMax]

My worst birthday was when I turned 10. I gave a girl a note asking her on a date, but there was another guy in the class named max. She went on a date with the other max, on my birthday. That was my worst birthday.

[MLB @MLB]

#OpeningDay in St. Louis 😍

[Midtown Madness Podcast @MidtownMadPod]

Hey @stoolpresidente, one of the best pizza joints in all of St. Louis was severely damaged by a nasty kitchen fire this week. Can you share? https://t.co/Kktw7mD8o5

[maxwell jarus @JarusMax]

Cc @applesauce_16

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Jacob Misiorowski, meet Shohei Ohtani

[Jordan @jordanw2323]

I found three different Nolan Arenado shirts. I ordered them all.

[Jordan @jordanw2323]

Nolan Arenado good lord 🥵

[Jordan @jordanw2323]

NOLAN ARENADO YOU BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING

[maxwell jarus @JarusMax]

@Garthe_Vader Still my 1.01??

[Jake Stringer @JakeStringer99]

Proud of what?

[maxwell jarus @JarusMax]

Shot - 30 min off my time
New time to leave - 6:30pkm

[maxwell jarus @JarusMax]

I came in last place in my fantasy football keeper league and will be completing my punishment this Saturday at Mollys in soulard. Updates throughout the day will be found here. Donations to the cause (@ Maxwell-Jarus on venmo) and visits are encouraged.

[maxwell jarus @JarusMax]

Guests!

[maxwell jarus @JarusMax]

Shoutout @dougsterwoa

Rumple Mintz - 30min

New Leave Time: 7:00pm

[maxwell jarus @JarusMax]

Shot - 30 min off my time

New time to leave - 7:30pm

[maxwell jarus @JarusMax]

SURPRISE GUEST
No time off!!

[maxwell jarus @JarusMax]

The punishment:
Stay at a bar from open to close. Each drink I consume is time I can take off to leave earlier.
Shot - 30 minutes
Mixed drink - 15 minutes
Beer - 10 minutes

[maxwell jarus @JarusMax]

Shoutout Cody Kinney for the drink.
Vodka Sprite - 15min off my time

New leave time: 8:00pm

[maxwell jarus @JarusMax]

Shot - 30 min off my time
New time to leave - 8:15pm

[maxwell jarus @JarusMax]

Two more drinks.
Deep Eddie’s - 30 min off my time
Vodka sprite - 15 min off my time

New time to leave - 8:45 pm

[maxwell jarus @JarusMax]

Got my cig. Thanks @jordanw2323

[maxwell jarus @JarusMax]

Shoutout to @JakeStringer99 for the donation. Think the rumplemintz shots are done but appreciate the support!

[maxwell jarus @JarusMax]

Mixed drink - 15 min off my time
Shot - 30 min off my time

New time to leave - 9:30pm

[maxwell jarus @JarusMax]

More guests
Deep Eddie’s shot - 30 min

New time to leave - 10:15pm