Jarvis Constantine

Lettuce boys lead reporter since 23’

[Massimo Fumagalli @its_me_Massimo]

Woooooo pig? @JarvisConsU @GermantorF

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@TerryGibbeans Jarvis is broke

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Todays society is getting out of hand. Even friendships are becoming pay to play. Take me back to Roman Empire

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More like your semi loaded full of gold bricks

[Massimo Fumagalli @its_me_Massimo]

Ask the guy to buy 2k and he acts like I hit his dog with my solid gold 1988 Ferrari

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@its_me_Massimo wasn’t allowed to participate in the hot dog eating contest today because his resume said he was over qualified at eating glizzys

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4-0 dub!
Hockey✅✅

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Anotha 1!!! 2- nil

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GOAL 1-0 in the 2nd matchup

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The guys fall 4-1 but that’s just adds another crouton to the salad

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But I’ll run you over with a Zamboni if ya come at me

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Jarvis from the future here- yeah i know. I don’t know shit about hockey besides fights and goals🤷🏽‍♂️

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GOALLLLLL 1-1

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Going from the diamond to the icy oval

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Battle with the trailer park is about to go down

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“Whats one game gonna hurt?”
This is a quote we’ll definitely be coming back to

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4-1 Dub to start the marathon
Baseball✅

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The rbi that started bringing in the runs quicker than a month old glass of milk

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BIG GAME GERMAINE with a huge rbi for the lead in the top of the 4th

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We’re a 1/3 of the way thru the ball game with the score still tied 1-1

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Hit heard ‘round key west

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2nd ab by Massimo was gone out the park quicker than my dad to the grocery store when I was 5