M. Ryan

they stopped manufacturing the cloth that i'm cut from

[M. Ryan @Jasconius]

uh hello have i missed anything

[M. Ryan @Jasconius]

#PS5Share, #StreetFighter6ClosedBeta

[M. Ryan @Jasconius]

#PS5Share, #StreetFighter6ClosedBeta

[M. Ryan @Jasconius]

i just realized that alex jones is a home movies character

[M. Ryan @Jasconius]

@DoorDash why do you let drivers cancel orders 45 minutes after they've been placed

[M. Ryan @Jasconius]

i like old magic cards. among the many things I like about them is i like how the art is all pre-digital... there's a certain quality about it and all the more impressive because it was done without a computer

[M. Ryan @Jasconius]

google is now fully microsoft in that they just keep making the same 3 apps over and over again with different names

[M. Ryan @Jasconius]

if i got invited to the met gala, apart from simply not going, i would just wear like some random t-shirt i got from target. can they kick me out for that?

[M. Ryan @Jasconius]

also she only refers to Ash by his full title "Ash Ketchum from Palette Town"

[M. Ryan @Jasconius]

my daughter is extremely into pokemon this week and she likes to reenact a scene in one of the movies where ash turns into a statue.

she will lay face flat on the tile floor and not move until we go find her pikachu dolls so they can "cry her back to life"

[M. Ryan @Jasconius]

Me, looking at the internet:

what the fuck

[nude gingrich @JarJarFan69]

Fantastic website.

[M. Ryan @Jasconius]

i see no lies here

[K-Brad @KBradJStorm]

Professionals don't throw up at the bar, they'll always find a way to tough it out until they make it back to their room. A lot of you are not professionals

[M. Ryan @Jasconius]

@OfficialTAZ what is worse, CM Punk's rudeness... or birds?

[M. Ryan @Jasconius]

and if it does, it will be categorically worse

[M. Ryan @Jasconius]

i had this epiphany this week that video games as a source of entertainment are no longer capable of evolution.

what we have currently is what we will have forever. so if your favorite game is 20 years old.... then you might as well play it because the remaster is not coming

[M. Ryan @Jasconius]

audibly groaning at these matrix 4 details

[M. Ryan @Jasconius]

me, looking at the internet: "i dont know who any of these people are"

[M. Ryan @Jasconius]

OS X just kernel panicked on me in the middle of a heavy debugging session.. you absolutely love to see it