ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ

Adult with ASD. Founder of the principle of 'Info Nutrition'. Mardy sort. Iconoclast, educator, maker, father, twat.

[ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ @JaseHoffman]

"So I journeyed to the Temple at the top of the mountain and there, sitting on a bean bag and eating crisps, I found The Enlightened One."
"What did you ask?"
"I asked for wisdom."
"And what did The Enlightened One say?"
"He said I'd find it at the foot of the mountain."

[ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ @JaseHoffman]

@SpotlightUK You're very very sorry you got caught. That's all.

[ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ @JaseHoffman]

@landdodger @sophiehowe One of my fondest memories of my time in Copenhagen was my 4am bike rides across a sleeping city using one of the ubiquitous 'free' bikes that were everywhere. I'd ride across the city to the water's edge, to the statue of the Little Mermaid, and get there as the sun came up.

[ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ @JaseHoffman]

@LordGrimdark Ahem. I'd like to put my name forward to play a Named Man When you inevitably develop this into a series...

[ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ @JaseHoffman]

@HobgoblinHare As long as the stems are kept dry when you water, you'll be OK. Cucumber plants will often rot at the stem if they're allowed to get wet. I'm sure you already know that, but just in case...

[ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ @JaseHoffman]

@JasmineVal309 I'm not either. First time logging on in weeks. X

[ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ @JaseHoffman]

@JasmineVal309 Both lovely, this one is my fave. Can't beat autumn colours.

[ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ @JaseHoffman]

@jaredjeya Because they needed a yellow for their stupid traffic light graphic.

[ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ @JaseHoffman]

@HarperCollinsUK @WmCollinsBooks I'm pleased to announce that I will be pissing all over a big display stand full of unsold copies in Waterstones.

[Adam Crowther @adam_crowther]

Buzzing for @BethPrior 👏👏

[ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ @JaseHoffman]

Aaaw, did the nasty lady on the dragon hurt your feelings?

For fucks sake get a grip, you whiny, needy, entitled fan-brats.

Petitioning for a remake. Honestly.

[ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ @JaseHoffman]

@SikhProf I was waiting for the gun to come out. We have to stop pretending this is anything other than it is.

[ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ @JaseHoffman]

@Unnamedinsider He's in a morgue. With a cake.

[ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ @JaseHoffman]

I wish to state that I'm disgusted that the #Jeremykyle show has been taken off the air in 2019.

It should have been shitcanned over a decade ago. And that snide wanker should be held accountable for what's happened.

[ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ @JaseHoffman]

@angiebUK I'm so obvious.

[ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ @JaseHoffman]

1.Gary Numan
2. Dio
3. Scissor Sisters
4. The Young Knives
5. Duran Duran
6. Aerosmith

[Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente]

Frankly, I see only one solution to this new Gileadian abortion law. The government isn’t going to look out for us. Neither will the courts.

Stop having sex with men, Georgia ladies. No birth control is 100%.

It’s an act of self defense.

Especially not with GA lawmakers.

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

Bank holiday reflections: I’ve worked flat-out on this for 2.5 years. It’s triggered multiple investigations & billion $ fines. But I’m in @guardian bubble. Most of UK still entirely in dark. Took a US media org to do this. What next? How to get it out??

[Dashka @VaDashka]

@esjayXX @Peachyoghurt_YT Normaling S&M, porn, and degradation as children look on with a concern they can't yet rationalise or verbalise. This is way, way over the LGB rainbow. This is utterly repugnant. Where are the police while this happens? Dancing along to the beat of the porn industry's drum. Lost.

[ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ @JaseHoffman]

@tv_type @LesbianPaula @aniobrien @stonewalluk Forever more known as Stonewa.

[ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ @JaseHoffman]

@PaulPfj @ThrupennyBit Scrote.