Jasen Saunders

he/him/il/lui. Living with Stage 4 Advanced (Metastatic) Prostate Cancer. Best make the most of it..Lads, get an annual PSA blood test sorted asap. #FuckCancer

[Prof. Christina Pagel - @chrischirp.bsky.social @chrischirp]

Important 🧵on our new peer-reviewed paper:

The pandemic is as bad as it ever was for babies - in year to Aug 2023, 6,300 babies under 1 were admitted to hospital wholly or partly BECAUSE of Covid.

They are ONLY age group where admissions have NOT gone down over time 1/17

[Jasen Saunders @JasenSaunders]

@levellermark Guess I’ll only have msgr to contact you now.. 🤷‍♂️😔

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@mjfree He obvs didn’t get the memo…🙄

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@supertanskiii

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@krishgm @elonmusk @Keir_Starmer @Channel4News @X Come on Elon. Man up.

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@mjfree Added context notes:

It’s not the British Open, it’s The Open Championship.

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@SpencerPeelUK @whingewine That sounds like something someone would say who, when they enter a club, all the women instinctively cover their drinks… 🍸

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@deanrus24920282 @whingewine Oh, is that how it’s done..? I bet you own people exactly like that all the time… 🙇‍♂️

[Jasen Saunders @JasenSaunders]

@dagzballix @whingewine I mean, if you have to ask…

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@Channel4News @siobhankennedy4 Sorry, I meant “shower heads!”

[Jasen Saunders @JasenSaunders]

@Channel4News @siobhankennedy4 “Liz, why are you here..?”

“Pork markets!”

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@KateAus1976 @Channel4News @siobhankennedy4 I mean, if you have to ask… 🙄

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@UK_GB_NI @Channel4News @siobhankennedy4 Aww, grown up news too much for you..? Run back to fluffy news, they’re much more suitable for you, evidently…

[Jasen Saunders @JasenSaunders]

@whingewine They are quite noisy, I thought of making a techno track from the sounds, like Hospital Techno.. 😬. Hope everything is/will be ok 🤞🙏💙

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@RosieisaHolt @SkyUK Saw him in Portsmouth and got an honourable mention (and a free pass for arriving a couple minutes late 😬) as Crutches Man 😎🩼🩼

Ah, shame that’s on Sky, though..

[Jasen Saunders @JasenSaunders]

@Lord_Sugar Stop being a big baby. They are perfectly simple to use and the intention is clear.

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@RosieisaHolt You’ve a few absolute delights commenting on here, haven’t you..? Not sure why they bother, aside from the usual misogyny and not liking women to have opinions.. 🙄

[Jasen Saunders @JasenSaunders]

It’s so noisy on Hayling.. 😬😎🏝️🌞🕊️🐦‍⬛🪺

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@fesshole I bet he’s a 6Sigma Green Belt…

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